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@AndySaunders_1 They used an iPhone?

Left - Apollo 17, 1972 Right - Artemis II, 2026 Two photographs taken by one of us, of all of us, over half a century apart. What's changed?

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@JacintaAllanMP How about you worry about fixing the shit show state of Victoria.... Or fixing the the roads... Or doing something useful to curb crime... Let the schools and parents decide what's acceptable and what's not. Stay the fk out of people lives. Fkn parasites

We're banning phones in every school, not just public schools - and restricting smartwatches. Every child, distraction free.

@JEChalmers What scape goat? Fkn 🤡

Australians did not ask for this war but they are paying a very hefty price for it. That's why we are working around the clock with businesses, unions and peak bodies to make sure we're doing what we can to help small businesses through this.

@JacintaAllanMP 🤡🤡🤡

While the Liberals will cut Free TAFE, Labor will always protect it - and that’s why we’ve guaranteed it in law.

@nudge2409 @9NewsMelb @heidimur Spot on

@9NewsMelb @heidimur Whatever the outcome, I bet there’s no accountability

A long-awaited report into a corruption investigation involving former Premier Daniel Andrews is finally about to be made public. State Political Reporter @heidimur on what we can expect from the findings. #9News

@Sophie__Torney You dont speak for me Karen

As an Independent, party politics will never stop me from representing your values in State Parliament.

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@EVERALDATLARGE Pops, with all respect.... Did you take your medication? Surely a piss take.......🤔🤦

While our world comes apart over #Iran war I am pleased I live in #Australia. We are stable secure nation with responsible Parliaments and solid economic system that is well managed. We can handle all crises with confidence.

@AlboMP And another one using children for clicks and political gain.. Filthy grubs. I guess it's probably the only place people like you😂😂😂 Weird little man

Every student deserves the best start in life. It’s why we’re fully funding every school in Australia. Great to say hello to these students from Star of the Sea Primary and Tarrawanna Public in Parliament House today.

@JacintaAllanMP And more using children for political gain and clicks.... Fkn parasites

Rachel Halse is a nurse. She's a mum of two - including beautiful Joey here. And I’m proud to announce that she’s our Labor candidate for Ringwood. Rachel knows the pressure families are under - juggling work in emergency care, raising two kids and staying on top of the bills. And she knows Labor governments deliver the support and services families rely on. That's why she's running. To give back to locals and ensure every child - just like Joey - gets the best start in life.

@PatrickGormanMP Rats and Rejects 😂 Pat, both those women have bigger balls than you. Little yes man

Only Labor has stood steadfast against the divisive politics of Hanson, Barnaby Joyce and their growing band of rats and rejects. What is also clear is that only Labor can stop One Nation. Labor puts One Nation last on our how to vote cards. We have been doing so for the entire time they have existed as a political party.

@ALeighMP What is with this party and using babies and children for clicks and political gain... It's a place of work. And is supposed to be an important place of work might I add. Our government is a fkn circus.

Alicia Payne MP returned from maternity leave this week after welcoming baby Joseph, her third child. In what may be a first, Alicia and Joseph asked the Prime Minister a question with Joseph in her arm (photo by Mike Bowers). Parliament is happier, smarter and kinder with Alicia in it. #auspol #qt

@r3tarddownunder @AlboMP @AliciaPayneMP 😂😂 Yes he is..

@AlboMP @AliciaPayneMP You’re a fucking strange cunt.

Parliament just got a whole lot cuter. Thanks for bringing baby Joseph in for a quick cuddle before question time, @AliciaPayneMP.

@JEChalmers Oh, wow! A fine... Benefits nobody but the government.. You dopey kahnts just piss it up the wall and give yourselves pay rises for doing nothing...

Our laws to help consumers get a fair go at the petrol pump with bigger penalties for misleading conduct just passed the Parliament.

@AlboMP Who benefits from the fine? 0hhh, only the government. Acting like you're some kind of modern day Peter Pan ffs. 100 Litres of diesel @ $3 = $300 Fuel excise - $52.60 GST - $27.27 TOTAL = $79.87 Ditch the excise Ralph Wiggum. Not rocket science

Our new laws to crack down on petrol price gouging have just passed Parliament. We're doubling penalties for companies doing the wrong thing. Because there's no excuse for increasing profits at the expense of Australians.

@Tekeee Toilet paper

Gold is crashing. Silver is crashing. Crypto is crashing. Stocks are crashing. The dollar is crashing. Real talk what should we buy now?

@great_martis Yeowww 🙋

Who's ready for 10% mortgage rates? Australia leading the way.

@JEChalmers The wars been going for 3 weeks.... You can't use that as a scapegoat you incompetent dopey kahunt.

Today the independent Reserve Bank Monetary Policy Board increased the cash rate by 25 basis points. We already had an inflation challenge in our economy but the war in the Middle East is making this challenge worse. At a time of immense global instability, this will put even more pressure on families and businesses. Many Australians were already doing it tough and are now feeling the impact of conflict in the Middle East through higher petrol prices as well. That’s why we’re rolling out responsible cost of living relief and taking action to give consumers a fair go at the bowser, through higher penalties, more surveillance and more supply.

@TheKouk When donuts melt the brain

Cutting the petrol excise would be a horrible decision. A huge cost to the budget; pumping cash into the economy right now is not what is needed. The fiscal tightening that is underway needs to be built upon, not sabotaged for populist gumph