Captain Cringe

@FareedZakaria @CNN

an update: My latest @CNN documentary, “The Imperial Presidency,” will air at a later date. We will keep you posted

@NWStornado Is this a tornado warning for ants?

Tornado Warning continues for Ralls County, MO until 8:45 AM CDT

@corylav That entire team is a reflection of their coach: childish.

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@zachjackdad @CanesPR @FriedgeHNIC Pissant Sens cuck celebrating his goin squad injuring a guy blocks me. Sounds about right.

@zachjackdad @CanesPR @FriedgeHNIC Scoreboard, retard.

Alexander Nikishin was diagnosed with a concussion during Game 4 in Ottawa. He returned with the team to Raleigh where he will continue the NHL’s protocol for a safe return to play.

@DylanByers What a perfect post, encapsulating both the enormous self-importance and insulated bubble journos live in.

One small state-of-the-culture observation on last night…. Shortly after leaving the Hilton, where a gunman attempted to enter the room in which the President, Vice President, several cabinet members, congressmen, dignitaries, business executives, and hundreds of America’s leading journalists were gathered, I went to a bar with a small group of colleagues to touch base, get our bearings, and, ideally, watch the news coverage. When I lived in Washington a decade ago, bars like this one usually had at least one TV tuned to CNN or Fox News. These TVs were on a hockey game, and no one in the bar seemed aware of what had just taken place mere blocks away. We asked a bartender to change the channel to CNN so we could watch the president’s briefing with captions, which they did. But then, a few minutes later, the bartender said he’d been informed by the manager that the bar had a policy against showing political content, and he’d have to go back to sports. I tried to imagine what this bar might have looked like on March 30, 1981, an hour or so after Hinckley fired shots at Reagan at the very same hotel. I imagine every television would have been on CNN or the wall-to-wall special coverage on the broadcast networks, and that passers by would have come in to watch, as well. The media is giving this the ample coverage it deserves. But it’s unnerving how desensitized so many people have become—to shootings, obviously, but also to political violence and the abnormality of the moment. Maybe I’m wrong, maybe we just picked the wrong bar. But I doubt it. Pew Research recently reported that attention to news in the U.S. has declined across all age groups since 2016, and that young adults (ages 18 to 29) have consistently had the lowest levels. Even as the news itself intensifies—in politics, geopolitics, technology, etc—more and more people seem to be tuning it out. And I suppose this is how you find yourself in a bar in the nation’s capital, an hour after crouching behind a chair as secret service members evacuate the President of the United States from the room, being told that you’ll have to watch Penguins vs. Flyers.

@KWall907 @the_t_hole @NHL @AnaheimDucks @EdmontonOilers @NHL_On_TNT @Sportsnet @TVASports Just because the skate is covering the line doesn't mean it magically disappears.

@the_t_hole @NHL @AnaheimDucks @EdmontonOilers @NHL_On_TNT @Sportsnet @TVASports It’s literally a perfect circle that when completing the circle you call see there’s no white showing…thus, no goal.

QUACK QUACK!! 🦆 #StanleyCup Game 5 between the @AnaheimDucks and @EdmontonOilers is on TUESDAY at 10p ET on @NHL_On_TNT, @Sportsnet & @TVASports!

@jimmyjimmyhyde @SensCentral Narrative is don't go 1-21 on the PP and get swept.

@SensCentral Unfortunately that doesn’t fit the narrative. Fair game says the mainstream media.

Hey so is no one gonna mention Aho had Kleven in a headlock when Svechnikov came in and started machine gun punching Kleven in the back? 🤔🤔🤔

@eLiaminators @SensCentral The narrative is you got swept. Enjoy the cuck chair.

@SensCentral Nope that doesn't fit the Carolina narrative. Plus the Kleven hit was clean but hey apparently that doesn't matter

@ryanwhitney6 @BizNasty2point0 Be mad about the call on the ice all you want. Doesn't change the fact it is a good goal regardless.

That being called a goal on the ice is a joke. No one could see a thing. This is a joke

@reporterchris Is he blind? Because that might explain his problem.

Mattias Ekholm: "I don't know how they see it as a conclusive goal. I just don't."

@KatieKonechny @AbDaY @ryanwhitney6 You can be upset with the call on the ice. Doesn't change the fact it is a good goal regardless.

Worst call I’ve ever seen. In the history of the NHL this is it. Trash

@ryanwhitney6 @BizNasty2point0 How did you manage a career in the nhl being this fucking dumb about the game as a whole? Get an actual job doing something else you bum.

@kenklippenstein @redsteeze @HeerJeet

@HeerJeet Thanks Jeet

@kenklippenstein This is really great reporting.

@flabarky @GinoHard_ This.

@GinoHard_ let’s be fucking for real for a sec 😭

CHAOS IN ANAHEIM‼️ • There was NO initial call on the ice when the play was live • The officials discussed, RULED IT A GOAL on the ice • THEN there was a video review, NO video angle shows the puck completely across the goal line • Situation room confirms a GOOD GOAL ANAHEIM TAKES A 3-1 SERIES LEAD. INSANE. 🫨

@reporterchris @emanningwrites All of canada is crashing out this weekend.

@xislanders @reporterchris Yes, it did.

@reporterchris There’s no way it definitively crossed the line

@HeerJeet @redsteeze

@redsteeze Looks like guy was a Christian who was offended by Trump's blasphemy. kenklippenstein.com/p/assassin-was…

He posted this 20 minutes ago when we have all the details and known motive and have for hours. It's like he's still president.

@corylav Personally don't think it is. The goal line is a straight line and there is barely any of the puck hidden by the time an EDM player touches the puck. Easy call.

I'm sure this won't be at all controversial or discussed

@BizNasty2point0 It's a goal. Doesn't matter about his skate being in the way. The goal line is a straight line and there is barely any of the puck hidden by the skate.

You can’t see it fully cross the line but it’s over the line.

@ChefGruel Cleaning them is such a pain in the ass though.

And higher in iron, zinc, b vitamins, and of course, flavor.