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Ulysses S. Cocksman

@USCocksman

Longhorns, Astros, dumb jokes, bourbon. Used to do stupid posts on a smart blog. Man of some people. Wishing everything was better.

انضم Ekim 2012
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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·
these are truly wonderful, kind people who have just lost everything. i have always been in awe of their closeness, their joy, their love for everyone around them. please share, and consider contributing if you are able, no matter how small. gofundme.com/f/sayj9e-help-…
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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·
hello friends while you are taking in the Good Football today, perhaps the spirit will move you to donate to the American Heart Association to support my dear friend Anna, a congenital heart defect survivor. www2.heart.org/goto/AnnasHear…
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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·
if you do i will say something very nice about you and your team in front of everyone
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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·
tell your children and grandchildren where you were when you watched silas bolden invent the unfair catch today
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@USCocksman He has no regard for himself or anyone else
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if texas goes to the hurry up there’s still time for one more ou fumble
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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·
can only assume that silas bolden did a mountain of medicinal grade cocaine and decided to be a legend today
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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·
ok but now the braves should have to play a doubleheader against the tigers
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Jay Arnold@JayArnoldTX·
Hey it’s the #SendJayAway #AfterDark update! My 30th birthday has seen us reach $8,814.80 raised so far! Donate to a food bank or your choice Send me receipt Let me know school allegiance so I can add it to the board Let’s see if we can’t get to $9k! #collegefootball
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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·
did you know texas is leading? do you want that to continue? does it enrage you? well friend get your supple ass in the game tonight
Jay Arnold@JayArnoldTX

CLEMSON IS ON THE BOARD! #SendJayAway fundraiser is SO CLOSE to 9k. Come on folks get in!!!! It’s for my birthday! Donate to food bank, send me receipt, let me know allegiance!!!

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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·
that whole goal line sequence made me hate football
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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·
who am i to complain but this is an aesthetically displeasing football contest
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