Andrew Behlen

I had AI Draw my Bio LOL

@willchamberlain Based.

I feel like too few of these geopolitical analysts ever played any strategy games as teens Any Civilization player knows you aren't better off if your navy and Air Force get destroyed at the outset of a war

To be brutally honest, you’d have to be an absolute fucking idiot, with the critical thinking skills of a lobotomised goldfish to need any reminder of the glaringly obvious truth: that pumping your body full of powerful drugs which destroy your sexual function, libido, and long-term physical health, while hacking off perfectly healthy body parts in some deranged quest to “transition,” is an absolute catastrophe for your mental health. And let’s not sugarcoat this insanity: even after all that self-mutilation and chemical castration, you still don’t come anywhere close to resembling the opposite sex. You just end up looking like a grotesque, surgically butchered parody of a human being trapped in a broken, infertile shell with irreversible damage, skyrocketing regret, and a shredded psyche that was already fragile to begin with. Wake the fuck up.

The assumption that Men have bodily autonomy is HILARIOUS. Men can be forced into fatherhood, forced into 18 years of financial obligation, and even drafted to die all without consent. They have to pay their rapists child support, they have no access to birth control other than condoms, and they CAN NOT abandon a child if unwanted. Women can access abortion, safe haven law, give up their parental rights to CFS, 10 different birth controls AND tubal ligation. Let’s stop pretending this is one-sided.

Hello Christians, allow me to explain something: When the entire world is ganging up on Trump between trying to get him impeached and killed, and he's fighting on about 20 different fronts with enemies inside and outside his own party, and we're drowning in hysterical hyperventilating about how he may be the antichrist, no-one who supports him appreciates you taking the time out of your busy schedule to weigh in that you think he was a little inappropriate with how he decided to poke fun at the people who hate him. We support him because he is fighting like hell for us and he needs our support. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

@CrownUpGuy @BartHanson This guy is good.

@BartHanson Ballparking I’d say a bit over 900

I asked this at my Harvard lecture and none of the students got it: In a $100 pot we have 65dd on btn after calling a UTG preflop raise. Board Ks7c3h. UTG pots $100. We know he has AA and will stack off. What is the min eff stack on the flop before the bet to make a call profit

Dear Jews. I've never asked much of you, and I know, I haven't always been a good Zionist. But now I'm begging and praying to you: Please cast a beautiful Asian girl as Cho Chang. Can even be a Wasian- I don't care. She's supposed to be an extremely attractive and popular high school queen. She is supposed to turn the head of golden boy star athlete chad Cedric. She's supposed to be this unreachable Goddess that Harry somehow manages to steal a kiss from. It's Harry's first kiss and it's supposed to feel immensely rewarding. I know you want to cast Awkwafina for this role. I know. But please have mercy. Please, I'm begging you: Let me have my ONE moment of isekai representation...

chess is hilarious because its like a bunch of gamers got together and convinced the world that *their* game is “intellectual” and totally different than other games and its not the same as like spending hours a day playing candy crush or something

Border crossings to near zero. Net negative migration. 95% reduction in asylum grants. Lawsuits against a slew of woke universities. DEI getting crushed everywhere. Massive, beneficial deregulation. No tax on tips. No tax on overtime. Venezuela turned into an American ally. And that's just off the top of my head. It's not Trump's fault that everyone's an ingrate with the memory of a goldfish

@PuntingStacks Look it’s an insane fold I could never make. But folding the second nuts vs a 1/4th pot sized raise and folding the second nuts to a 4x pot jam are universes apart.

@VanBehlen Rage bait

This is approximately 8000x more impressive than Robl’s fold My lord x.com/RobKuhn_/statu…

@myfyAI @BritisherPaz49 yes, it is. its good for kids to see good conquer evil.

@BritisherPaz49 Because beating the shit of a mentally unstable naked person is better for the kids to see? 🤔

Everyone’s had enough.

@TinS0ldier @MattWalshBlog correct, you got it.

@MattWalshBlog So if someone has a psychotic break and does not remember what they have done. We should skip making sure they are mentally fit for trial?

The whole idea of "incompetent to stand trial" is fucking nonsense. If you're too "incompetent" to understand that you shouldn't butcher an innocent woman on the train, you should die. Period. Arrest, convict, execute. You are not fit to be a part of human society. How many more innocent people must we sacrifice for the sake of coddling and babying the absolute scum of the Earth? Our ancestors had it right. They would have had this guy hanging from the gallows an hour after conviction. The old system of justice was light years better than this insane bullshit we're dealing with now.

@RealKidPoker Obviously, obviously correct. Here to laugh at the idiots in the r comments though.

Im really not trying to be mean or rude here, but how did we get here Canada? MMIW2SLGBTQQIA+ Are you really not aware of how silly this sounds? It makes for a strong password, but 15 characters is no longer an acronym. What you have done is ultimately damage the gay community and diminish the strides made for gay rights. Let’s break it down: LGB- this is simply an acronym about sexual orientation. In this group: Lesbian- women who like women Gay- men who like men Bisexual- men or women who like both Simple, easy, and clear. Then we added the T. The T is not a sexual orientation. It has nothing to do with sexual attraction, it is a group of people who believe their minds do not match their body parts. QQ- Anyone really know what this is? Queer, and Questioning. Ok cool. I? A? +? Anyone? Most have no idea who these letters represent. 2S- Ok, so 2 spirit Now you add: MMIW None of you know what that is, neither did I so I looked it up: Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women. Missing or murdered women is sad, but how in the world does this make any sense to add to an acronym that was supposed to be about sexual orientation? If the ultimate goal it to add every group you deem to be marginalized, it would probably be easier to go with “Non SWM” SWM- Straight, White, Male I truly believe the gay community has suffered most by their movement being totally hijacked and distorted into pure chaos.

I’m such an idiot I bought 2 dozen eggs right at the top

Has a man existed in modern history as capable of psychically breaking people as Donald Trump? Even smart people get completely steamrolled by him They lose their minds and become tards Never seen anything like it

Trump just announced a two-week ceasefire with Iran and I need everyone to understand what actually happened here because the headlines are going to be hilariously wrong by morning. For five weeks, every foreign policy expert on earth has been saying Trump's deadlines are meaningless. He threatens, he extends, nothing happens. 'Classic bluff.' Except during every single extension, Iran quietly let more ships through the Strait of Hormuz. First Chinese ships. Then Indian ships. Then French, Japanese, Omani. The strait went from "fully closed, global crisis" to "selectively open, we're just doing a toll booth thing now" ...and somehow nobody in mainstream media connected those dots. Tonight Trump posts: ceasefire, two weeks, BUT Iran has to fully open the strait. Not partially. Not the toll booth version. Fully. And Iran already sent a ten-point proposal and almost all the points are agreed to. The country with no navy, no Supreme Leader, no missile production, and no nuclear program just sent a ten-point proposal to negotiate. That's writing your terms of surrender in a nice font. Pakistan literally flew to Washington and asked Trump to please stop because they think they can close the deal. A nuclear-armed neighbor of Iran is begging the United States for two more weeks. But tomorrow morning you will read "TACO Trump Blinks on Iran Deadline" in seventeen different publications, all written by people who have been wrong about every deadline so far and see no reason to start being right now. The deadlines worked. They were always working. Go to sleep. The world is not ending tonight.

You were positive that President Trump was going to annihilate all of Iran tonight. Within minutes of that not happening, you're positive Trump is going to give Iran every single demand they've made. This is an IQ test and a lot of people are failing it. Badly.

Donald Trump has been a national politician for a decade. Anyone still reacting to the guy’s negotiating tactics and hyperbole with this sort of hysteria ten years in should be disqualified from political commentary. If he nukes Tehran at 8pm, I’ll admit I’m the crazy one. When he doesn’t, this crew will admit nothing and find some other comment to be scandalized by.

“Trump’s crazy and sending us to war” “actually Trump always chickens out” “except in Venezuela where he violated international law” “and Iran where he committed war crimes” “but he’s a chicken “he’s crazy” “he’s a crazy chicken” “Epstein” libs are genuinely retarded

To be truly fluent in English, you must know your shits Dogshit: Very poor quality Bullshit: Not true Horseshit: Nonsense Apeshit: Rambunctious Batshit: Insane Chickenshit: Cowards Ratshit: Poor quality No shit: Obviously Holy shit: Unbelievable Hot shit: Very good Dipshit: Total dumbass Tuff shit: Take it or leave it. Jack shit: Nothing The shit: Perfection