🇵🇰 Waqas Ali 🇺🇸

Iran has opened a dhaba on Hormuz!

@weechoz If you paid money, you have to feel good! if you paid more money, you have to feel better! if you paid even more money, you have to feel best! that's the game

pra mim isso aqui é tão pega trouxa nada enfia na minha cabeça que fazer vários hematomas nas costas realmente ajuda em alguma coisa

@CollinRugg at this point i am convinced, hot air balloons are just stupidity... they are not fun, they are super dangerous, they have a mind of their own, pretty much like early 19th century donkey-carts with no brakes...

NEW: Man walks out to his backyard to find 13 people in a hot air balloon basket looking back at him in Temecula, California. The resident, Hunter Perrin, says he was watching TV on Saturday morning when he got a knock on his front door from his neighbor. "We walked into the backyard and there's this basket full of 13 people, just sitting in the backyard looking at us," Perrin said. According to one of the hot air balloon riders, the pilot had to make an emergency landing because there wasn't enough wind and they had only a little fuel left. The pilot tried landing in the street but ended up in the backyard. No one was injured, and there was no property damage. Video: HPerrin / YouTube

Iran has opened a dhaba on Hormuz!

@26ers_bp115 i wouldn't eat that fish for a $1000 bucks... $3000 is another matter.

これが「簡単な魚の調理」さえまともにできないレベルの現実。 川辺で巨大魚を揚げるはずが、プラスチック油ボトルをナイフでバンバン割り散らかし、空ボトルをそのまま川にポイ捨て。 油まみれのゴミが水面に浮かぶ中、衛生も環境も考えず調理する姿。 高度人材などという幻想を振りかざして大量受け入れを推す連中に見せてやりたい。 こんなのが高度人材なわけがない。

@ushijimanvoice seems like innocent human train incident, and sudden death during zombie virus... nothing strange here... please move on..

やば どういう状況なんよ、これw w w

@ItsAmahAdoma Algorithm listened to you and found 1.8m people that deserved to win! i am one of those...

dear algorithm, please show this tweet only to people who are going to win soon no matter what.

@hex6u You say it but its far too easy to fall asleep on public transport. i sometimes think the purpose of public transport is to put people to sleep rather than transporting them...

は？？？何これ？陰毛つけてる？ ガチきしょい... これから電車で絶対寝ません🙏

@risversed i wonder what is "pleasant" for than?

just realized english doesn’t have a word for smells nice like you have stink or reeks for smells bad, but nothing for a good smell

@drabdulhameed07 you should bring a female tick around and let her entice the male tick!

@CoachDanGo if you go to bed hungry, you would wake your partner up with the ochestra playing inside your tummy!

@natashaxtwts he was trying to donate his sperms... you should not have disrespected that.

@Medzonetv Shaking body for 5 minutes and drinking salt water looks like a recipe of yogurt drink!

@InsideLucysHead haha! God did not have a change so he never returned to the Swiss...

@pmln_org from smiling face to poker face in 0.2 seconds... that must be a world record.

@idkwahatimdoing that's how much you lose 💦💦

@poku_ton because speeches are anyway boring!

@cyalm we learned sanctity of sources from you not very long ago.

@interesting_aIl software engineers should not be this stupid... 1. $1000 for car payment... STUPID 2. High Yield Saving Account... MORE STUPID 3. TRAVEL ACCOUNT? nickname for another CURRENT ACCOUNT?... MORE MORE STUPID...

@YamabukiOrca we get it... it was a war... and we don't throw rose petals in wars.

@5uicide__ More life...

この人生頑張った先に何があるんだろう