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BREAKING 🚨 Michael Burry just reported liquidating his entire portfolio Except for one company - Estée Lauder $EL

@CollinRugg @Fiachra_Doyle_ @spartan101500

NEW: Pennsylvania woman arrested for launching explosive diarrhea out of her rear end on another driver's car during a road rage incident. The family of 44-year-old Christina Solometo says there is more to the story than what you see below. Solometo was taken into custody after a road rage incident ended with feces on a car, according to police. "I know it's being joked about a lot. There are all kinds of puns and innuendos online, but bottom line, we are treating it seriously," said Prospect Park Police Chief David Madonna. "It can't happen in this community. No town wants this to happen in their town. The recognition a town gets over this kind of thing is really unwelcome. We don't want this." According to NBC10, the family says there is more to the story. They're trying to get a lawyer.

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@courtsnewsIRL @spartan101500

The High Court has refused to hear a Georgian man's challenge to a decision not to grant him asylum after he displayed a "substantial lack of knowledge" about the beliefs of Jehovah's Witnesses while claiming he would be persecuted as a member of the faith if he was returned home. When asked who founded the Jehovah's Witness religion, the man had replied: "I don't have this kind of detail." courtsnewsireland.ie/asylum-seeker-…

@gowens1878 @spartan101500 @Fiachra_Doyle_

Not a fan of steaks cooked tha rare but looks heavy like

@Ferng6Ferng @PeterPaulGuy @real_eire @Tez @spartan101500

44 houses sold at a house launch in Drogheda this morning. 100% Indian buyers. @PeterPaulGuy @real_eire @tez

@UltraDane @spartan101500

Cartman, 15 years ago, he saw it. Are they bad people? That has nothing to do with it.

@TrungTPhan @spartan101500

“Let me get this straight, you can buy a burrito on an interest-free instalment plan?” “That’s right, and we’re not even based in the Chipotle store.” “So, you finance this by packaging the burrito instalment loans into Burrito CDO A, which has part of Burrito CDO B and both get put into Burrito CDO C?” “Yeah. The original loans are backed by burritos. Chicke. Pork. Carne Asada. Whatever. But Burrito CDO C is a synthetic Burrito CDO. A CDO of Burrito CDOs.” “Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10,000 in burritos. How much money could be out there betting on instalment loans and your synthetic burrito CDOs?” “Probably $100,000,000.” “C’mon! How much bigger is the market for burrito instalment loans than actual edible real-life cheesy burritos?” “At least 100x.” “That is fucking crazy.” “No, it’s awesome.”

@unusual_whales @spartan101500

DoorDash, $DASH, and Klarna have signed a deal where customers can choose to pay for food deliveries in interest-free installments

@PopCulture2000s @spartan101500 @Fiachra_Doyle_

this is CINEMA…Montoya..the tension… you don’t need to speak spanish to understand, this is insane

@PopCulture2000s @spartan101500 @Fiachra_Doyle_

it happened AGAIN…. oh montoya…

@WrestleClips @spartan101500

It's been 21 years since Vince McMahon hired Stacy Keibler to be his assistant, giving us one of the most iconic wrestling memes of all time 😂

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@racingblogger @spartan101500

I’M FUCKING HEARTBROKEN 💔 #CheltenhamFestival

@racingblogger @spartan101500

MAJBOROUGH beat CONSTITUTION HILL beat BALLYBURN beat JONBON beat TEAHUPOO beat SIXANDAHALF beat Please DON’T do it Galopin Des Champs 🙌

@RentsFaeLeith @spartan101500 @Fiachra_Doyle_

Working out who got Bonnie Blue pregnant will be like trying to guess which baked bean made you fart

@talkintideball @spartan101500 @Fiachra_Doyle_

He shoots, he scores.

@itstaytaylors @spartan101500 @Fiachra_Doyle_

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@MoonOverlord @spartan101500

UNNECESSARY HORNINESS, ZUCKERBERG 15 YARD PENALTY

@AmiriKing @Fiachra_Doyle_ @spartan101500

That was on purpose. Make no mistake.