Dick “Long’n” Shaven

He shoots, he scores.

@BarstoolIrish Update cunt?

Guarantee there’s not a more frustrated fan base than us rn

Testing Testing the divorce is final and Dick is back 🦧 bama is on and I’m getting waisted!

Bad day to be my wife, I’m punching today.

@DickDickleberry Blame it on Russian Collusion, got me out of a similar situation a few weeks back.

@CollinRugg Commit a violent crime and cry victim on the news. It’s like clockwork for them.

NEW: The high school runner who is accused of attacking another runner in the head with a baton, says it was an accident and wants people to think about her feelings. Alaila Everett says the video is just one big misunderstanding. The incident happened in the middle of a relay at the VSHL Class 3 State Indoor Championships. The runner who was hit, Kaelen Tucker, says she suffered a concussion and a potential skull fracture. "When we got to the curve she kept bumping me in my arm and when we got off the curve I finally passed her and that was when she hit me with the baton," Tucker said. Everett claims the camera angle made the strike look intentional but she claims her baton just got stuck.

The hell is this shit? @SUBWAY @reportmigrants @ICE

@Ariellex1_ Says the whore thot with only fans

Why do yall think people who do onlyfans are bad people😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@notangeliclele These thugs would have never graduated anyway. But boy do they know how to tussle!

you’d risk your degree for a fight?

@TDAlabamaMag Marquis Maze can LANK to my face if he wants me to stop! Until then i will be Lanking and Cranking!

Marquis Maze says it’s time to officially move on from ‘LANK.’

Happy Valentine's Day ♥️

@TheWeenier Osc, I stopped by the quickie mart and grabbed a few bags of those Jew Chews or whatever the hell there called, things got me feeling like I could lead an army into combat with just my jimmy. Needed to get’r up for valentines so the ole ball & chain is in for a treat tonight!!

@talkintideball Holy shit, Dick!! I know that the ole shaft was throbbing after hitting that 3/4 court shot! Concerned, Osc

And now, a corner three #LANK #georgefloyd

@itsJohnRocker Lank mentioned!

You wouldn't have had the balls to say that to my face the other night. Lanky ass clown.

@yosoymichael Wrong!!! Anyone wearing BLM should be put on a watchlist!

Everybody who orders this shit should be put on a watchlist. I’m not joking either.

@UndauntedDaniel Awful take doc

As a conservative man, conservative women are typically cringy and unintelligent. Liberal leaning women are better as long as they're not crazy radicals.

@TheWeenier @GreatDayTarHeel It’s lonely at the top osc!

@GreatDayTarHeel @talkintideball dudes pocket watching you!

“Worst halftime show ever!”

Who ordered the pregame thug show

@Stikks4 @lexi90565218 Shut the hell up tatted dicks

@talkintideball @lexi90565218 thug shit? he probably had something bad to eat

What the Fuck is this Thug shit? Too Many Henny Shots Pregame?

Tiger, for the Jacket. All in pre-flop, talk about LANK!

@auburn69nutsacc Go head young man

Yall mind?