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If you visit me and you come alone ndokudzinga coz wtf ukuda kuvharirwa here

They don't rate Chelsea no more this is gonna be a great season for us 🤣

@marc_van_TJ @MachumaOfficial She cooked I thought it was an original for the longest

@_Mwendaz @MachumaOfficial Yes yes yes.... Mariah akabirira paya 😂😂

In the history of music covers & remakes, only two people have outdone the original : 1. Whitney Houston with Dolly Parton's "I will always love you" 2. Teddy Swims with Shania Twain's "You're still the one"

@Andmuk01 @TGwenze78034 @CrimeWatchZW Imagine as a police officer being taken to court everyday by different people, that's the only way to end this lawlessness

@TGwenze78034 @CrimeWatchZW People end up paying because they're busy, and don't want to waste time going to the courts The police are at their work, can afford time going to court several times, and personally lose nothing even if they lose in court, but your time and the inconvenience is never compansated

Hi, I would like to know the purpose of buying temporary number plates for a vehicle before leaving the port of entry. The reason I am asking is because the ZRP officers told me that these temporary number plates are not recognised, yet we are required to buy them and they are issued with a validity period of 14 days. I imported a vehicle from Japan and, after completing all the necessary paperwork at Kariba Border Post, I was instructed to buy temporary number plates for the vehicle. I complied and purchased the temporary number plates, which were valid for 14 days. I drove to Harare that same evening and arrived home at around 3:00 a.m. The following morning, while on my way to VTS to have my vehicle cleared and obtain a Certificate of Location, which had not been completed at the border post, I was stopped by a police officer. This happened on Tuesday, 9 June 2026, at approximately 8:10 a.m. along Simon Mazorodze Avenue, just after Chicken Slice, near what I believe is Birmingham Road. The officer who stopped me impounded my vehicle, stating that it had no number plates. I explained that I had temporary number plates that had been issued at Kariba Border Post the previous day and were still valid. I showed him the temporary number plates, but he said they were of no use and refused to accept my explanation. I was escorted to Mbare Police Station, where my vehicle was impounded. I asked to see the Officer-in-Charge of Traffic, but she was not available. I was then attended to by the Assistant Officer-in-Charge, who listened to my explanation, examined my documents, and instructed that my vehicle be released. He was very understanding and appeared satisfied that my documents were in order. However, while I was waiting for the paperwork to be completed, the Officer-in-Charge arrived. She asked why I was waiting at the charge office, and I explained what had happened. She immediately stated that my vehicle had to remain impounded. I showed her my documents, but she refused to listen and called the Assistant Officer-in-Charge who had authorised my release, instructing him that the vehicle should remain impounded. After further discussion, she informed me that I had to pay a fine for failure to register the vehicle. Having no other option, I paid the USD 30 fine. My concern is that I was fined for failure to register my vehicle despite being in possession of valid temporary number plates that had been issued less than 24 hours earlier and still had 13 days remaining before expiry. I would therefore like an explanation of the purpose of temporary number plates. If they are issued and valid for 14 days, why are motorists required to purchase them if ZRP officers do not recognise them? If the temporary number plates are legally valid, why was my vehicle impounded and why was I fined for failure to register the vehicle while displaying those valid temporary plates? @PoliceZimbabwe

For those looking to purchase a copy of #ThePolygamist online, here are the links. 1. Amazon a.co/d/0eHBfdC5

Akomana🤣🤣🤣

I too would be calm if a bad bitch like Shenseea is holding me

@KMalatji It's Shona and the full name is usually Matipaishe meaning God has given or gifted us

I’m done pretending. What language is the name “Matipa”?

He needs to explain more was he just watching for 13 hours or putting in 13 hour rubbing shifts?

They were so inconsiderate

I want to thank @NetflixSA and @stainedglasstv_ for taking my story from print to film. This is such a surreal moment for me!! #ThePolygamist is my debut novel, the book that got rejected by many publishers. So I took a bet on myself and self published. The bet paid off!!

Even her wearing blue symbolises blue ticks

My South African hate watching ain't even about Xenophobia. I remember during the day of the Rugby world cup final , we were posting supporting the Springboks and they said we don't want your support 💀💀💀

I'm so ready

@MGoodnessr He was feeling holiday sick

My colleague called in sick since last week. Then forgot he had all of us on social media. He just uploaded: "Living my best life in Thailand." 🇹🇭😭🤣 I cannot wait for the drama😭

Remember when Clearlake bought Fernandez for £106.8m and everyone thought how ridiculous it was to pay that fee for a midfielder? Well, 3.5 years on, accounting for normal inflation (11.5%) as well as the speculated premium-player inflation (13% annually), they essentially bought him for £70m today, a £36.8m discount. Moreover, because the club exploited the security’s of the PSR, they amortized that deal over the length of his 8.5 year contract, meaning a £104m sale would represent a £36.54m book-value profit. Simply outstanding ownership. You also have to factor the utility Enzo managed to provide on the field to Chelsea, contributing a humble 44 non-penalty goal involvements in 111 games over the course of the last two seasons as a midfield player, Captaining the side in the absence of Reece James under multiple managers, recording sensational general-play statistics last season, it’s fair to say it’s been a very success transfer. If this is the end amigo, I truly wish you the best. Though I think it’s a stupid call on your end, I understand your frustrations having committed to the project and seeing it fail to take off despite your contributions in the 3.5 years you spent at the club. Real Madrid are entering a dark era, but you get to fulfill your dreams playing for the Spanish side at the Bernabeu. I hope not, but if it is, adios @InzoFernandez8

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@kay_mahapa I know one Venda girl from Zim who travels on his Uncles private jet life isn't as straightforward

People born in Musina were a few kilometres away from life altering circumstances.

Today is the day the Czechs invade