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@SaiKate108 If stupid was a video.

🚨Update from Lauren the Insider who first broke the news that sources believed King Charles was a Muslim. Now he ghosts Easter - no message for Christians but Ramadan gets the red carpet rolled out. Lauren calls for him to abdicate. Saying he’s actively destroying the Church of England. ‘He has absolutely deserted everyone. Everyone in this country.’

@Bodysatnav Noel. You don't feel sick. Stop bullshiting.

Tesco Perfectly Ripe Avocados Twin Pack ISRAELI Been eating these unknowingly for ages, now feel sick. PLEASE REPOST, particularly if you have many followers and a tick! This is one thing we CAN do.

@NickWestbyNew @CadburyUK Creme eggs have had the ame ingredients for the past few years. Perhaps it's your taste that has changed.

Dear @CadburyUK , my Easter treat for DECADES has been your Cream Eggs. This year's batch taste SHITE! Where has the lovely, creamy, cocoa taste gone? You just lost a loyal customer. 4 out of the 5 went into the bin! Sort it out.

@TrentXSalahREDS @TheNorfolkLion lol what makes you think i love khan. be realistic. yes, they do tackle crime. but show me a mayor that has made a reduction in crime. ill be waiting.

@_kar33m @TheNorfolkLion It's common knowledge mayor's do different things to tackle crime but clearly you just love Khan.

🚨 Clown world in Sadiq Khan’s London. Armed cops guarding the Mayor left a bag full of guns on the street outside his family home. MP5 submachine gun, loaded Glock 17, Taser and ammo. A pregnant woman kicked it, her partner opened it and found the lot. Thank God they called the police. Imagine if it had landed in the wrong hands instead...

@TrentXSalahREDS @TheNorfolkLion Anyone who thinks crime levels will go down on the basis of the London mayor being someone else is deluded.

@_kar33m @TheNorfolkLion Yeh some mayor's are more focused on crime and will result in a lot harsher punishments and more police doing their jobs

@InsideLucysHead Only caring about religion at Easter and Christmas is a bit fucking odd.

How unlucky is the UK right now to have the worst King and the worst Prime Minister in all of its illustrious history, at the same time? What are the odds of that happening... 🧐🇬🇧

@ScottMcshitaway Expensive for you. Not for everyone.

Yo, this getting too expensive now??

@LucyTCWife LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME. What's the point of posting this? Why does anyone on social media need to know this.

Right, I’m off to Hertfordshire to help out a young girl in need that I met in prison. Because god forbid people actually get the support they need from the state. She’s a vulnerable young girl with a baby, not long released from prison. Thrown to the bottom of the pile. I’m sure if she had come in on a small boat illegally she would be getting everything she needs right now!!!!

@shaynewiskin God don't care about someone with cancer.

The cross of Jesus being carried through Canning Town ✝️🇬🇧 A Beautiful moment for my family member who’s currently fighting cancer ❤️ God shows up when you need him most 💫 The East End is still Christian ✝️

@BenGrahamUK Yep. Almost everyone in my local store who steals is White British.

Britain has become so lawless that we now have to put security tags on £7.25 steaks. What has happened to this country?

@ChristSavesUK Basically Christians only celebrate being Christians at Easter. Not on a random Sunday because they don't want to wake up to go church. Basically tourists at church.

Christians Raise The Crosses in Britain on Good Friday! Easter will not be cancelled. No more talk. Now is the time for action. Join us and pick up your cross. ✝️

@LozzaFox @MayorofLondon @SadiqKhan You are an idiot. Do you think criminals will stop because someone else is a mayor. Do you think someone who wants to stab someone will say, you know what, there is a mayor in town, I better not. Do you even think criminals actually know who is the mayor?

He has destroyed our capital city, but we can rebuild. London’s worst ever @MayorofLondon @SadiqKhan needs to go and we must take back our cities. This is OUR home. We have nowhere else to go.

@AvonandsomerRob Going by how few eggs are in my local Sainsburys superstore.....

Did you put your money where your mouth is and boycott Cadbury's chocolate this Easter or did you just moan on Twitter and buy them anyway?

@finoallafine06 Have you heard of timezones.

Midnight kickoff times while being in the host country of the WC is wild

@macka66926 Something is wrong if your paying £2k rent. Clearly you can afford it.

Just finishing Easter 🐣 Friday’s dinner had no breakfast at all. Paid the £2000 Rent £250 Gas and Electric £200 petrol £300 council Tax No money left for food Happy Easter Everyone in our Islamic Caliphate I wonder what meal the illegals are on in the hotels 2nd or 3rd

@7777777ojj @SamanthaTaghoy It's Good Friday. Let's see it on a non holiday day.

You see it, don’t you? The room isn’t just full—it’s alive. 3pm on Good Friday, and young people are standing shoulder to shoulder, hearts open, eyes fixed on something bigger than themselves. They didn’t just show up for a ritual—they showed up for a story, a truth, a legacy that refuses to die. This isn’t nostalgia. This isn’t old-school revival. This is the next generation choosing faith, choosing depth, choosing to be part of something eternal. And make no mistake: when Gen Z and Gen Alpha pack a church, the world takes notice. The future isn’t lost—it’s here, singing, kneeling, believing.

Good Friday. 3pm on a Friday afternoon. My little church in Durham is packed to the brim. There was a queue round the street. Every pew is full. The entryway is full, too. Over half the congregation is Gen Z. Many are Gen Alpha. We are in the age of the Catholic revival.

@Joanna__Hardy It's been like that for years.

we need to have a national conversation about the shape of these weird squashed eggs

@Celebrityhaze Desperate for attention.

The average British girl if you vote Restore Britain or Reform UK

@hurasenberg Perhaps they mean the conservatives? Your representing them, no?

I’ll never understand the “you had 14 years” argument that people give me on the doorstep when I’m canvassing. 14 years ago, I looked like this… #voteconservative