Pelz

@UTDShubby @Adikastakes fr fr No joking around

@Adikastakes All this hype no mean say make I no collect my 3 points from you on Sunday o

Brentford was unbeaten in their last 5 Premier League games until they met Manchester United. Casemiro is a master of dark arts, Bruno is a wizard and Micheal Carrick has done his job with 4 games to spare!

@iamnasboi @SirVik23 7041682179 Opay Any amount would do

Sometime ago, eating twice a day was such an achievement. Thank you God for daily bread. If 100k fit help solve an immediate problem Abeg drop account. 500k for 5 persons

@FabrizioRomano He’s the right man for the job, he just need more time and more backing from the board

🚨⚠️ Meetings ongoing during the morning and again now at Chelsea to make final decision on Liam Rosenior’s future. The head coach always felt support from the hierarchy in recent weeks but results have been poor… and Chelsea are seriously considering a change of direction.

@hoyacshaw @ManUtd @UnitedDNAtime He’s still young and learning.. give him time, he will turn out great

@ManUtd @UnitedDNAtime Come and take your player 💔

BIG. THREE. POINTS! ✅🔥

@OluwaseyeJ46565 @DanielRegha Dead brain

@DanielRegha Business men don already buy the form for him . If Tinubu say , I need 1 billion for form , he will receive over 1 trillion. So what's ur point Sir

APC's presidential ticket is one hundred naira (N100m), while the salary of a sitting president is reportedly less than 20m yearly. In four years as president, the salary can't even cover the cost of nomination form. Now tell me how credibility will be taken seriously.

@AmadiChizi01 @itsSh0la My boss put me on, i will be in your dm

@itsSh0la Faceless YouTube automation

Bro to bro: What are you doing to make money??? Your reply will definitely help another bro in the comment section.

@OTF1320010 @itsSh0la Please put me on my boss

@itsSh0la I work remotely and I get paid

@nobod3yyyy @Hybrid_Ola @Odumodublvck_ @Ezima_ No be your Tiwa.. rest 😂

@Hybrid_Ola @Odumodublvck_ @Ezima_ It’s one small boy jare, I slapped the hell out of him 😂

NA WHY TIWA TEAR YOU SLAP. FAT BIG FOOL.

first law of motion: guide

Some people only apologize to restore access, not to repair harm

@Akikanju1568901 @OneJoblessBoy It shows you are just dull with this stupid analysis.. keeping shut would have been the best option for you

@OneJoblessBoy Bread was cheaper under Gowan, but more expensive under OBJ, bread was cheaper under OBJ, but more expensive under GEJ, bread was cheaper under GEJ, but cost more under Buhari. These are basic realities. Life is not not stationary, and prices never go back.

"When we left, 80 Kobo was 1 Dollar. When I left Nigeria, an uncle of mine gave me 500 Naira on my way to the airport. When I got to New York, I changed that 500 Naira, it was 700 Dollars." - Otunba Dayo Adeneye a.k.a D1

@Khaytweets Happy birthday my brr, more good life and more money 🎉

Happy birthday to me 🎂❤️ If you see this, say a prayer for me.

@BigChasexjat @davidbalog57085 @Adikastakes 😂

@davidbalog57085 @Adikastakes No carry this your sense enter next month you fit kpai on the 31st

Look this trophy cabinet, and that is not even all his trophies 🤣

@BlaqShild50 @PoojaMedia 🌚

@PoojaMedia Yes, we have audacity

...But some guys are actually tweeting their realities in this date canceled thread. Nigerian girls have the highest audacity in the world.

@Olawealth18603 @PoojaMedia 😂

@PoojaMedia before you check my phone, just know that I say "I love you" to most of my friends, and some of my friends call me "babe"

@johnchnns @RepublicChosen @dchiefkonastone @john322226 Man is too slow 😂

@RepublicChosen @dchiefkonastone @john322226 Who be this man 😂

Women too funny bro 😭😭😭 You send me small 500,000 naira for dinner and you Dey send me receipt. So you want thank you for ordinary 500k you sent ? Mtchew!

@CFC_OBED W lose in the fvcking chat 😂

3 back to back defeats , 3 games without scoring a goal. Chelsea fans what’s the way forward?

@cartoon_drae @TouchlineX lol.. fb my brr

@ade6310 @TouchlineX K

🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Bruno Fernandes is the only player to create 100+ chances in Europe's top 5 competitions this season.

@cartoon_drae @TouchlineX Always learn to appreciate good things, regardless of the club you support 😅

@ade6310 @TouchlineX 😭 😭

@cartoon_drae @TouchlineX I love your tears, more of it

Bruno Fernandes creates 101 chances and still can't buy Manchester United a single trophy in 6 years 😂😂 Man's out here stat-padding penalties like it's FIFA career mode while the club collects Ls and mid-table vibes. 101 chances created... 0 silverware. Penalty merchant merchant merchant merchant merchant. Keep clapping the stats king while your club rots 🤡 #BrunoTheFraud #NoTrophiesNoLegacy