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@talledcombs I would drive it around to pull out Subaru outback’s. 🤣🤣

Discuss.

@WarHistoryBuff @talledcombs I think that’s the only color they came in, maybe a green too. Just like the washer and dryer’s of the 70’s. 🤣🤣

@talledcombs Not a fan of the color. But fucks.

@Mt2Aguy I figured. 🤣

@andychevy82 I'm joking of course, we'll be laughing about it together by that time.

I love having our two sons living close enough to us to just drop on by whenever they feel like it. Unfortunately, there are downsides to this as well like wolf-whistling at my wife when I got home after work tonight because she was in our bedroom changing out of her work clothes into her comfy ones and then hollering "Hell ya baby, show me them ta-tas!" not knowing our youngest son had stopped by and was sitting on the back porch with his girlfriend and they could hear every bit of it.😬

@JoshuaBarzon I’m thinking B.

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation to the East Coast. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?

@JackLinFLL Right! Everyone is worried about the truck hauling logs, when that’s the dude you should be scared of. 🤣

People are riding behind this and yet some folks still wonder why we have people getting hit by the Brightline in SFL

@StraightFlorida @CryptoD08720103 🤣🤣🤣

This old timer at The Villages is out here dancing like he just discovered Viagra and unlimited bingo. This is peak Florida retirement life, baby! No sad faces, no complaining — just old heads out here living their best lives, having fun, and staying active. The rest of the other 49 are depressed and miserable, not here! Florida retirees are throwing parties, dancing, and enjoying every damn day like it’s their last. This is why people move here and never leave. Florida stays undefeated 😂

@Mt2Aguy Which you the best of luck. 🤣

@andychevy82 She'll be alright by the time I get off work today...🤞

@BeachFrmFL @Seriously_1970 🤣

@andychevy82 @Seriously_1970 Lol, I know!

Good Morning from the frozen Florida panhandle! It was 54 when I came out this mmorning! What sorcery is this for June?? Made me question wether shorts were a good choice or not! For those getting a bit of a cold front, enjoy it while you can, you know the oven is set to pre-heat and the real Summer is rapidly approaching! We get 4 day weeks for June and July, so this is my Friday.. and I am ready.. I do my physical work in 2 months than I do the other 10 months combined.. it's been 2 weeks and I am already feeling it, and I don't bounce back like I used to! Hope you all have a great day!

@BeachFrmFL @Seriously_1970 If Florida summers had a habit of being like this, your northern invaders would never leave. 🤣

@andychevy82 @Seriously_1970 It is!

@alphafox It’s mandatory for driving a Subaru Outback.

Why do lesbians always cut their hair to look like Justin Bieber? 🤷‍♂️ Do they not know other hairstyle options are available?

@hollyh78 @NHAunleashed @manuraven74 The bus ran us over and kept driving away. We’re homeless and there’s nobody to run too, but our selves.

@NHAunleashed @manuraven74 So in the meanwhile conservatives lose either way. We’re still thrown under the bus.

As long as the Democrat party leads with this insane psycho trans menstruation equity madness they will keep losing elections. This makes Trump look sane in comparison.

@ChrisMartzWX The Beetles

Queen

@Seriously_1970 @BeachFrmFL 🤣🤣

@BeachFrmFL What it felt like walking to the truck..

@BeachFrmFL @Seriously_1970 It’s was absolutely amazing this morning. 🤣🤣

@Seriously_1970 I was shocked when I opened the door.

@NarniaApologist @ChrisMartzWX Right! And if some of those three letter agency did their job, and stopped the fraud, blackmail, and other crimes happening in Washington would make a huge difference to the budget.

@ChrisMartzWX If we were actually spending our tax dollars on essentials we wouldn't need all these taxes.

Why is it that whenever I advocate for either lowering or abolishing certain taxes (primarily residential property and federal + state income), dipshits (including alleged “conservatives”) immediately reply asking me, “How do weee pay for defense, duh roadz, duh schoolz, duh policeee, duh fyre fighterz, and duh librariez?” This is your lazy go-to response every time. Every time. First, doesn't the gas tax pay for the roads? Or is that a scam, too? Second, we don't need to have any taxpayer-funded libraries. They can be privatized, or alternatively, you can go buy a book off of Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or Books-A-Million. They're not that expensive, at least in most cases. Third, public schools have too much administrative staff like most other institutions, so budget cuts could be made there without degrading the quality of education. People who don't have school-aged kids shouldn't pay for them anyways. Either tax the parents while their kids are enrolled, or send them a bill. Fourth, local police and fire departments could all be funded using a state-level sales tax where revenue is evenly distributed. Even down here in Alabama, there is enough revenue in sales taxes to cover those expenses and then some. Most other states could make that work. And federally? Well, the only service that the federal government should provide is our national defense (and by that I mean fighting for our actual freedoms; not fighting wars on behalf of other countries). We can abolish most of the three-letter agencies, including the ATF, DEA, IRS, and CIA. We can abolish USAID. We don't need a Department of Agriculture, we don't need the EPA, Department of Interior, or most other departments in the Presidential cabinet. The federal government should function for minimal, albeit the most essential duties. That is, a President and his staff, Congress, a Supreme Court, Department of Defense, a minimal Department of State, the U.S. Treasury, and an Attorney General. That's about it. A national sales tax and tariffs could pay for that. It did before 1913; it can do so again. Abolish the federal income tax. Abolish all state income taxes. Abolish the capital gains tax. Abolish the inheritance tax. Abolish the estate tax. Abolish the property tax for primary residents. People deserve to have more money in their pockets to spend, save, or invest at their discretion. Period.

@JackLinFLL Are we taking bets on how long before the “new girlfriend” appears?

The USCG has arrived to search for evidence since White OJ's GPS data does not match his ridiculous story about his wife "falling overboard" at all. I wish this would have happened on day two

I have so many questions about what is happening in this video. The longer you watch, the more you think about it, the less it makes sense.

@Number_1spartan Happy birthday!!

Happy birthday to our firstborn. Jordan turns 19 today and I am so proud of this angel

@JackLinFLL Yeah, thats my biggest worry, my dogs not knowing something you shouldn’t play with. 🤣

@andychevy82 Unless you try and pick one up or walk barefoot through the woods a lot they really aren't very dangerous. You do have to watch out your pets don't tangle with them.

Red touch yella, kill a fella. Red touch black, friend of Jack I'm pretty sure this was the first rhyme I was taught!!

JHC. Someone was planning to eat that 🤮