Straight Florida

Florida isn’t for everyone — and that’s exactly why we like it. We let grown men be grown men, gators be gators, and parents raise their own damn kids. While blue states ban plastic straws and teach little kids they can pick their gender, we’re out here actually living free. If that makes us crazy… then crazy seems to be working just fine.

@HomeInvasionCop @BesosaKen 🫵

@BesosaKen @StraightFlorida He could have climbed the ladder and handed it to him.

Not all heroes wear capes! Florida man saves the day again. 😍 WE HAVE NO FEAR! 😎

@StroLaw3 @WUTangKids @grok who's right here?

@StraightFlorida @WUTangKids You guess? Lol. I’d guess you’re a fucking idiot.

Who’s paying for this UFC bullshit that they’re building at the White House?

@EdKrassen Senator got a face full of pepper spray for blocking ICE from doing their job—play stupid games, win stupid prizes. 👍

DISGRACEFUL: ICE agents tear-gassed U.S. Senator Andy Kim at Delaney Hall detention facility in NJ today! Kim was supporting hunger-striking detainees protesting spoiled food, no medical care & extreme heat when federal agents unleashed tear gas & pepper spray. Kim struggled to breathe & injured his hand in the chaos.

@JoJoFromJerz It was the most free of times... Just a reminder, this project is paid for by the UFC — it's an official sanctioned event. 👍

It was the darkest of times, it was the dumbest of times.

@LucasSa56947288 The UFC is paying for it, it's a sanctioned event. 👍

Question! Who’s paying for this UFC bullshit that they are building at the White House?

@puckertoolman @WUTangKids Nice try, troll. 😂

@StraightFlorida @WUTangKids That they said was free.... Who's paying for the extra security you'll need vs a standard arena You aren't very smart are you

@ChrisDJackson Now do this one...🤡 whitehouse.gov/releases/2025/…

I don't want to ever hear a conservative mention the term wasteful spending again. Ever.

@flolololololoh @YaManMcD @PatchsOhoolihan Who?

@StraightFlorida @YaManMcD @PatchsOhoolihan and the pedo lover blocks me! what a way to prove my point by not taking any meaningful stance and running away. i wonder if one day you’ll gain the competence to comprehend that accepting and defending child rape for no gain but a false sense of superiority wasn’t worth it

Just got blocked by the Masters of the Universe account because I called them out for sneaking in their little transgender grooming joke. They couldn’t just let it go — had to put “just the tip” in a kids movie. 🤮 🏳️‍🌈 I'm wearing this like a merit badge! 🏅 One of my main missions as a Florida dad is protecting kids from this disgusting rainbow TQ+ grooming crap. Even a little bit is too much. Not okay. Not ever. 🛑 They couldn’t handle the heat so He-Man turned into a they-them real quick. Typical. By the power of Grayskull… they folded like clowns. 🤡 Real Florida men don’t play that game with our children. 🖕

@YaManMcD @PatchsOhoolihan Exactly. 🤡

@StraightFlorida @PatchsOhoolihan yes ignore everything i said because you have no rebuttals. like i said, magat pedo lover. keep drooling for your pedophile overlords who would snuff you out in an instant for more power and wealth. you are a clown.

@YaManMcD @PatchsOhoolihan Why should I engage with someone who can't understand the basics of English composition 🤔 and pretend they could possibly grasp the nuances of anything else? 🙄

@StraightFlorida @PatchsOhoolihan you have 3 posts about epstein, 0 of them are calling for the release of the files, 2 of them are pretending like trump willfully released them & he wasn’t forced through a bill that congress had to try and pass 5 times and the other one you call it a psyop. magat pedo lover

@JenX_Based It's a virus!

@StraightFlorida They just can't stop 😫

@mjfree Maybe we could do a poll first? 😂

@StraightFlorida Stay tuned. I’ve got a photo shoot planned!

Fuck Trump 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@PatchsOhoolihan Protecting children isn’t a whataboutism game, clown. 🤡 Both are disgusting. One doesn’t excuse the other. Stay mad. 🖕

@StraightFlorida Yet Florida letting Epstein off the hook with a sweetheart deal didn’t bother you a bit.

@freeamericanyes Feel better! ❤️

@StraightFlorida I am not feeling great today, but my husband had invited his mother over to have dinner with us. So, quick dinner on the grill. He’s doing all the cooking today.

How are you spending your Memorial Day? Tell me about it below. I know some of you got some wild stories. 😂 Florida never disappoints. 🌴

@TickleTexts Weak ass Yankee!

They’re all crashing out together! I’m here for it 🤦‍♀️😆😂🥂

@SaltyPatriot47 Dude is crashing out hard. 😂

04:53 (PST) VS now… He launched a campaign against himself ☠️☠️☠️ He also changed his name…

@OnlyinFlorida2 @0hour1 @AngelinaReagan7 I owned the fuck out of that little twat! He deleted his post and blocked. 0Homo1 😂

@StraightFlorida @0hour1 @AngelinaReagan7 LMFAO 😂

Who is most obnoxious person on X?

@AngelinaReagan7 @0hour1 Following his retreat after being Trumped, here's the receipt after he deleted his post. 🤡

@AngelinaReagan7 @0hour1

@OnlyinFlorida2 @0hour1 @AngelinaReagan7 It's better than a Memorial Day blockbuster movie.🍿 😂

@StraightFlorida @0hour1 @AngelinaReagan7 lol what a chump He’s crashed out bro 😎