
Richard M. Bernstein
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Richard M. Bernstein
@bernduck
Gen X attorney + actor, pizza bagel, Jack o’ all trades in specialists’ world. Yes to Oxford comma, and no 2 fruit on pizza. Go Ducks! Go Cs!


The Wizards haven’t won 50 games in a season since 1978-79 They haven’t played in a conference finals game since 1978-79 (longest drought in American sports) They have exactly 50 wins in their last 250 games (3+ seasons) They have the worst win % in the NBA from 2000-2026, 2010-2026 and 2020-2026 They were 1 lottery ball away from Zion, Wemby & Flagg Gilbert Arenas pulled out a Glock in the locker room on Christmas Eve Instead of signing Kevin Durant in 2016 they signed Ian Mahinmi John Wall slipped in his bathtub and shattered his Achilles right after signing a $250 million supermax and never played another game with the team They drafted Kwame Brown They drafted Jan Vesely over Kawhi. Vesely retired with more fouls than points They wanted Steph Curry but traded the 5th pick in 09 for Randy Foye instead They officially have the worst record in the NBA again and if Adam Silver gives this team the 5th pick there will be legitimate riots in DC











Giannis Antetokounmpo prefers playing for an East Coast team since it is closer to Greece and doesn’t want to play with a ball-dominant lead guard, per @EricPincus (bleacherreport.com/articles/25402…)





I once saw an episode of Jeopardy! where the contestants couldn't name the Atlanta Hawks... it wasn't any trivia about the team, they simply had to identify the NBA franchise based in Atlanta And the category was literally "Sports Teams Named After Birds" 💀💀💀
















