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@GregoryKBovino @KimKatieUSA @POTUS @SecMullinDHS I get the feeling that Mullins is related to the Biden family

@KimKatieUSA @POTUS @SecMullinDHS LFG @KimKatieUSA

Mr. @POTUS you said that @GregoryKBovino was an "out there kind of guy". I want to present to you Commander Bovino's leadership protecting an ICE facility on the bottom left. Contrast that with @SecMullinDHS's leadership on the bottom right. It looks to me like an "out there kind of guy" is exactly what we need at Delaney Hall over a week ago. Everyone makes mistakes. It's not too late to ask Commander Bovino to come out of retirement for 3 more years to take care of business your last term. Please think about it. Mullin is a failure.

@TheBaconFather @Odins_Glass_Eye Dogs

@Odins_Glass_Eye Boop boop

MOAR DOGS!

@TheBaconFather @NoFrankingWay He’s not getting out alive, eventually

@NoFrankingWay It's going to flank you

Red is ⚡️ ⚡️ in the last 15 minutes. I might not make it ⚡️

@navymig @DefiantLs Stoners are just dumb fucks.

@DefiantLs He is the vegan cross-fitter of pot. One dimensional and borng as hell. All that money and what could he talk about? Pot, pot, more pot.

Seth Rogen: “I smoke weed all day every single day” “I equate it to shoes or glasses are shoes a crutch we use or are they a thing that we have culturally decided to make our lives easier and better that is exactly how weed is to me”

@FlBirder With a knife & a punk assed attitude

Going to another teams "tent" at the track meet, would be akin to a football player practicing on the side of the opposing team's field. Don't.

@FlBirder @SaltyGoat17 He should stay in prison for 10 years after he’s dead.

Should John Bolton go to prison?

@navymig @DefiantLs @mcmurray4835 He’s got those 1975 Elvis TCB glasses tho🤣

@DefiantLs @mcmurray4835 This guy was once the smart and moderate voice of the Democrat party... once. Nothing but a clown show now.

James Carville who's been raging abut n*zism for years endorses Graham Planter, “The tattoo is very troubling, you know, but f*ck, people get drunk … If Franklin Roosevelt and Winston Churchill could work with Joseph Stalin… Then I can overlook...”

@omgitswicks But seriously- spray them with Windex. Kills them every time. Plus - easy cleanup

POV: A Palmetto Bug Spawned in Your Bathroom 🪳😂 #livinginflorida #omgitswicks #floridacomedy #florida

@TheBaconFather I called him a bad dog for escaping again

@bitchmobile 1 dog looks happy, the other doesn't

Day 6 of dog month

@TheBaconFather He’s always happy at the beach

@piper4freedom Lawn care festival!

@bitchmobile Yay!!! Hope you get into some trouble this weekend then 😂

Happy salt water sunrise

@PhillipAKennedy I’m going with a woman wearing a wide brimmed hat without a chin strap & anyone wearing sunglasses without a leash. The ocean collects those hats & sunglasses and spits them out for me to rescue at low tide.

10 Wild Things I Learned as an Ocean Lifeguard in College 🏖️🚩 10. If a guy’s wearing jean shorts, he definitely can’t swim. 9. At least one person every shift asks, “What time do the dolphins come out?” 8. Forehead abrasion? They might’ve just broken their neck. 7. Woman with hair in her face = probably drowning. 6. Missing kid? They walked away from the sun… and/or with the wind. 5. A loose umbrella cartwheeling down the beach is as dangerous as a rip current. 4. Adults on inner tubes are walking (floating) disasters. 3. Never, ever forget sunscreen on your feet. 2. Swimmer staring at the shoreline instead of the waves? They need help. 1. If a fat person is running down the beach… it’s an emergency. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve seen at the beach? Drop it below 👇 (lifeguards, I know you’ve got stories)

@piper4freedom Happy weekend off for me!

@bitchmobile Good morning 🥰

@MayoMonkey @TiffanyFong When you care enough to send the very best high fructose corn syrup

@TiffanyFong Because I care

this is all i can afford right now

@jmn781 @brockpierson Are they singing about bad ass Vegas ho’s?

@brockpierson "Big Shiny Tunes"

As 90's as it gets right here

@omgitswicks My wolf spiders have late night tap dance sessions in the hallway while they stare at me.

Living in Florida with Florida wolf spider #florida #floridian #omgitswicks #livinginflorida

@skenzyme @thevivafrei If any child can’t obey traffic laws they shouldn’t be allowed on the streets or out of the yard.

@bitchmobile @thevivafrei Tell me, if it’s reasonable to expect children to obey every stop sign (which were designed for cars) like regular drivers, why don’t we just let them drive cars? Since they’re so responsible and all. 🙄

I’ll stay here what I say to every kid I come across who is riding a scooter or a bicycle without a helmet… “HELMET!!!” My kids find this especially embarrassing when they’re in the car with me and I roll down the windows to do it!

@ChrisHollo637 @ZeekArkham My great grandmother had this poem

@ZeekArkham This is just total and complete insanity 🤦‍♂️ ahh yeah that would be hard pass for me, mother is one of the most beautiful words in the English language

Yeeeeaaaaahhhh… no. God bless all the mothers, the mother’s mothers, and every mother who has looked after another mother’s kids as if they were their own. You’re loved and appreciated. I’ll never stop calling you by that precious title, “mother.”