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@skenzyme @thevivafrei If any child can’t obey traffic laws they shouldn’t be allowed on the streets or out of the yard.

@bitchmobile @thevivafrei Tell me, if it’s reasonable to expect children to obey every stop sign (which were designed for cars) like regular drivers, why don’t we just let them drive cars? Since they’re so responsible and all. 🙄

I’ll stay here what I say to every kid I come across who is riding a scooter or a bicycle without a helmet… “HELMET!!!” My kids find this especially embarrassing when they’re in the car with me and I roll down the windows to do it!

@ChrisHollo637 @ZeekArkham My great grandmother had this poem

@ZeekArkham This is just total and complete insanity 🤦‍♂️ ahh yeah that would be hard pass for me, mother is one of the most beautiful words in the English language

Yeeeeaaaaahhhh… no. God bless all the mothers, the mother’s mothers, and every mother who has looked after another mother’s kids as if they were their own. You’re loved and appreciated. I’ll never stop calling you by that precious title, “mother.”

@Taznari @ZeekArkham I guess any woman who needs a hysterectomy just becomes nothing without the ability to gestate.

@ZeekArkham Is there anything more demeaning and dehumanizing than reducing motherhood to gestation? Other than reducing womanhood to having a uterus, that is.

@skenzyme @thevivafrei You’re brain damaged Sean. Did you get bonked on the noggin too many times?

@thevivafrei Note that when you yell from your car at a helmetless kid, you yourself aren’t wearing a helmet We trapped kids in suburban post-CRA defense in depth, miles from friends and school, and also made it ILLEGAL for them to use anything but the most DANGEROUS forms of transportation

@Leonard73714140 & Dearbornistan will have to stop mutilating their young girls with forced clitorectomies

@J_R_Sastre @ick_real Those Africans can gulp

@ick_real Can you swallow a 30 gram pill?

Can someone just invent a protein pill? I physically CANNOT eat 30g of protein a meal it’s just impossible

@navymig @HunterBiden Akkk hunter is a pile of pig feces.

@HunterBiden How much grace will you show your child and to all the underage girls on your laptop? GTFOH.

I’ve taken a lot of hits, and I’ve deserved some of them. I beat myself up over them more than you can imagine. But the grace people have shown me here is truly humbling. Some of the kindest words have come from the people you’d least expect. And for that I am so grateful. This isn’t about me. It’s about every person in recovery who shows up and tries again. And to everyone still in the fight tonight: you are not alone, I see you.

@TheBaconFather Zelda the puppy, afraid of the convertible

Poast dog

@ryantompkins_ @SteveInmanClips You’re an absolute fucktard ryan, stfu.

@SteveInmanClips This is actually murder. He never warned, nothing. Just pulled his gun and fired. If that’s a cop, he didn’t follow any protocol.

@navymig @cnnbrk Such a joke that they’re still in business

@cnnbrk "Baseless"? When will you ever try 'bias-less'? Continue making a mockery of yourselves.

The Justice Department has sent a prosecutor to observe Los Angeles ballot counting amid President Trump's baseless claims of Democratic "cheating." cnn.it/4dWGC1K

@J_R_Sastre @Explosive1A It’s a retard test.

@Explosive1A Ooh backwards.

Do you know what this is? Bonus points if you can tell what I did wrong.

@TheBaconFather Boop!

Some IDIOT didn't check his straps and say the line. Just watched him lose his paddle boards from his roof rack going over the intercoastal bridge 🫢😂

@AleksDaCreator @Just_ebube Lol she’s supposedly a medical student but doesn’t know that people with Down’s syndrome are the best humans.

@Just_ebube You're not choosing a Netflix special, no wonder you lunatics are being called "gestating parent" or "birthers". When you reduce the miraculous gift of life to a simple "choose to keep or kill" because of some chance of disability, you become the very thing you hate. A nuisance.

I’m a Christian; I know this may be unpopular, but if I found out a pregnancy had Down syndrome or another serious congenital abnormality, I would opt for an abortion. I have immense respect for parents raising children with special needs, but I also recognize that it's not a responsibility I see myself taking on. That's my personal choice.

@MayoMonkey Way too fake & gay

Pride Month runway show inside the New York City Council. Video released by a city council member shows dancers and performers taking over the legislative chamber during the city’s first-ever Pride Ball. The event was hosted by the Council’s LGBTQIA+ Caucus.

@6thGenFloGrown @omgitswicks My name got retired the first time out.

@omgitswicks Hahaha! We all look for our names 😂

Living in Florida be like #florida #omgitswicks #livinginflorida #floridacomedy

@TheBaconFather & maybe eat them in the car

I'm going to have bacon m&m cookies for dinner.

@TheBaconFather She’s sneaky that way. She has also silently convinced the other 2 dogs that they will explode if they touch her couch.

@bitchmobile Almost invisible

Morning. Day 4 of dog month, also my little brothers 35th birthday today.

@KyleSeraphin @RenzoRantz @marklevinshow Probably also needs a clean pull up & some soothing Desitin

@marklevinshow This boomer needs a nap. He is cranky

Another Woke Reich traitor - Candace Owens

@TheBaconFather @CWBroesamle Exactly, my car- my rules, I pick the soundtrack & no screaming because you get scared

@CWBroesamle They know. Rules for thee, not for me.

*Me asking the 10 year old what the number 1 rule of the car is* 10yo: Don't eat in the car Me: *nods head* 10yo: But you just ate fries from the bag...