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In just 18 months, I completely transformed my entire life Went from a depressed drug addict with absolutely no muscle and plenty of fat; to a strong, confident, God-fearing man who cherishes life each day Here are the most important things I’ve learned over my transformation:

The Harry Sisson thing is so infuriating because it reinforces the belief that straight men are not welcome in the Democratic Party. He didn’t assault or harass anyone, hell, everything was consensual. A bunch of women found out Harry wasn’t exclusively sexting them and they got butthurt the internet celebrity didn’t think they were a special snowflake. You should be allowed to be horny and a democrat. You should be able to like women and be a “player” and be a democrat. Fucking ridiculous

as a man, fumbling a marvellous woman in your 20s only to realise she could've been the love of your life but now you'll probably never see her again and carrying that haunting melancholy forever in your heart is almost a prerequisite to greatness

If I was fat I would just start walking with no destination and not stop until I looked normal again

If anyone has any experience with Yelp ads for a small business, please reach out to me

I don’t even smoke but I think naming the pen is so funny. Penjamin Penjamin button Pen Stiller John F Pennedy Pen Franklin Pen Afleck Pennifer Lopez Pen & Jerry’s Pen Shapiro Penver nuggets King Penry Pennifer Anniston Pen Griffey Jr Chad Pennington

"How's everything going?" Guy: "Not bad" (life falling apart, getting divorced, about to get indicted for tax evasion) Girl: "Horrible" (missed her Pilates class)

this just proves women aren’t funny. loses her shit over 1 heckler. put her ass back in the kitchen.

@GutMaxxing I’ve actually been ripping 2 cans of beans per day for a few weeks now and feel like they’ve been the missing piece to my diet

Anyone that claims beans are a health food should not be listened to

I cannot stress enough for men how important it is to delete your dating apps and start going to a new grocery store and new cafe and new yoga class every single day

most insane tweet of the year just dropped

@BShufflecock @DonMacint0sh

What about 8 inches. And thick.

A woman drinking a beer gives the same vibes as a woman on the bench press

@kumar_patel69 @DonMacint0sh

How bout 8 inches. And thick.

No I’m not “finna” do that.

@DonMacint0sh @pray4aiden What about 8 inches, and thick?

@pray4aiden Homosexual version of that one guy at the beach that trauma dumped on some strangers

This is some of the worse advice I’ve ever heard. Every man should know how to properly court a woman when he has no money. You should be able to pull the same chicks when you’re broke as you do when you’re financially stable When dating broke, you need a genuine eccentricity to spark arousal in women. They need to actually like you for who you are instead of the material possessions that you own. Dating while being broke requires a level of presence that will bleed into other aspects of your life.

As Bronze Age Pervert writes, the idea of a "swole left" is nonsensical. Those on the left who truly commit to the path of sun and steel will soon realise, on account of the virtues and values they must embody to succeed, that they aren't leftists at all.

No. I only cook for my wife. Whore.

Gentlemen if you eliminate one criminal menace to society, you too could be awarded a State-Mandatory hottie like this.