Robert “Bob” Shufflecock

What about 8 inches. And thick.

@CPA_Doug69 Victory lap

I fucked up

@CPA_Doug69 Have you ever heard of Fort Knox? My fraternity(Phi Kappa Psi) gets them for parties all the time

Are there any bands who can play in Knoxville next Friday (May 15th)

Anyone else drinking tonight?

@dazeydukezknox all that for some microwaved chicken wings and overpriced beer

Update: skip is 55, and they have now opened a skip the skip line🇮🇱🔥🤘

@NathanFlan30982 “Any ball knowers”

Wednesday mornings are the best one of the week

@CBSDickFitzwell I’m drinking right now and i’m really enjoying this beer I think i’ll have more

Anyone boozing? I just cracked another beer and I’m thinking about going out. How is it?

@curtislewisIII I rushed(Pike) as a Junior and still have 3 more years in the tank

Going to the frat as a senior

@Badger2Hon99447 Guys can’t even go out in public these days

Looks like someone just signed their internship #shrink #fag

@dazeydukezknox literboard merchant

JP Estella

@JackEllingtonn Gonna transfer so I can become a founding father

Jersey boys so hype rn

I bet Michigan -12.5 because I have massive balls, do I also sprinkle on Uconn moneyline for shits and giggles?

I wish I was rich enough to have a pair of airpods just for the walk back from the bar

@dazeydukezknox anxiously awaiting updates

Holy shi E dawg just called out Truman Southern…..

Pretty soon we’re gonna be a communist country.

@thebradhop I didn’t get a bid there but I wish I did

@volsdeep90 you have to use your mouth and actually talk to them

How are you guys getting girls to fuck you at the bar. I can’t even get a girl to look in my direction

@FreddySprinkles I would want us to cut all funding to baseball if it meant a final 4 in basketball or a natty in football

We need to stop focusing on being an “everything school”. I can’t stand seeing Danny White posting about the fucking swim team getting in 5th place. Allocate a majority of the resources to football and the rest into basketball and baseball

@CBSDickFitzwell @jeffmcballz @HughJanus556 @errectusdennis

Me @jeffmcballz @HughJanus556 @errectusdennis will be live breaking down the Tennessee game at around 4 am eastern

All four favorites win tonight. #Brickalytics