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@BasilTheGreat We the workers of our country are now screwed by the government and the no workers!!! Make it make sense please 🙏

🚨BREAKING: For the FIRST TIME in British History the UK WELFARE BILL now exceeds INCOME TAX This is insane Keir Starmer is driving us off a cliff Income Tax revenue - £331 BILLION Benefits & welfare - £333 BILLION

@MattWallace888 x.com/i/status/20395…

If anyone can successfully copy the link on this post I will buy you a Tesla

@bagshaw2112 Humphrey the camel

Had similar before - What do you see in 3D ??… #magiceye #stereoscope !!. Who will be #firstin and #topten . PLEASE PUT #magiceye in your replies to be in the #topten goodluck please repost so others can play along 🙏 JUST A BIT OF FUN 🤩 #sunday

@benonwine Hard no

Do you think Rosie Jones is Funny and would you see her live?

@GlobalWatchClub Tissot shares just plummeted!!

Keir Starmer, Prime Minister of the UK, wearing a Tissot PRX green dial

@saylordocs That was soooooo me

my dad in 2002 instead of buying NVIDIA or TESLA shares

@benonwine Charity fatigue plus thanks to woke-abilty its not funny anymore

Comic Relief just hit its lowest ever viewing figures. 2 million in 2026… down from over 10 million a decade ago. 2026 - 2m 2025 - 2.6m 2024 - 3.7m 2023 - 2.9m 2022 - 3.5m 2021 - 4.5m 2019 - 5.8m 2017 - 6.3m 2015 - 8.4m 2013 - 10.3m 2011 - 10.2m WHY the sudden Collapse?

Ah the Hitman and Her. Watching Pete Waterman getting sweaty in local Ritzys with Michaela Strachan. TV gold.👌🏻😂

@BusynessManager @ThrillaRilla369 Agreed!!!!! Imagine how amazed when I found it on my MAMA emulator!!!!

@ThrillaRilla369 Best game ever🤌

For those who played video games between 1985 and 1995, what's the video game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why

On this day in 1975, the first episode of Hong Kong Phooey aired in the UK.

@JimFergusonUK 50mph enforceable how?

🚨 PETROL RATIONING — AND STARMER STILL WON’T ACT The warning is now out in the open. If the Strait of Hormuz remains blocked, the UK is weeks away from a fuel crisis — and the government already has emergency plans ready: Petrol rationing Fuel prioritised for emergency services 50mph speed limits to cut consumption Let that sink in. Britain is preparing for shortages, restrictions, and disruption to daily life — not hypothetically, but operationally. And why? Because roughly 20% of the world’s oil supply flows through the Strait of Hormuz — and right now, that artery is under threat. Meanwhile, Donald Trump has made a direct request to allies: Help secure the shipping lanes. Send naval support. Keep global energy moving. And what did Keir Starmer say? He needed to “meet with his team”. Trump’s response was cutting: “You don’t need to meet with a team… you’re the Prime Minister.” This is the reality. While America moves to prevent a global energy crisis, Britain is preparing to ration fuel at home — because its leadership refuses to act decisively abroad. This isn’t caution. It’s paralysis dressed up as process. And the cost of that weakness? Could soon be felt at every petrol station, every supermarket, and every household in Britain.

@Lord_Sugar Then Video+ changed the game!

Older folk among us will remember the palaver you had to go through to timer-record a TV programme on a VCR (video cassette recorder). You had to set: date, start-time, stop-time and channel. And you had to do all that kneeling down at the VCR itself. That was... until the Amstrad remote programmer VCR 💡

@benonwine It gets a 10 from Len!

Rate this film from 1-10?

@jokesuk 100% spoons

Uncanny 😂

@ShishirShelke1 @grok is this tech available in the UK and how much would it cost?

No wonder why Huawei got banned

🚨BREAKING: Rumours are circulating on social media that Axel Rudakubana was attacked early this morning by “two lifers” who forced him to drink bleach. This stems from unverified posts but widely shared on other social media platforms. IF TRUE, how would you feel about this?

@models_by_Russ 👏👏👏👏

Dear Prime Minister & Home Secretary, I hope this letter finds you well, fully caffeinated, and in possession of a calculator. I’m writing with what I believe is a modest, fiscally responsible proposal. I understand the Government is offering up to £40,000 to certain individuals to voluntarily leave the United Kingdom. First of all — bold strategy. Nothing says “strong borders” quite like a cashback scheme. Now, I regret to inform you that I am, in fact, a fully tax-paying, law-abiding British citizen. I know — awkward. I appreciate this may disqualify me from the premium exit package, but I’m willing to negotiate. I would like to formally apply for £35,000 to leave. You see, unlike some applicants, I haven’t broken any laws to get here. I didn’t arrive by dinghy. I didn’t require processing, housing, or legal appeals. I’ve actually been funding the whole operation through PAYE for years — which I believe makes me a loyal shareholder in this enterprise. Given that you’re prepared to offer £40,000 for someone to depart voluntarily after entering illegally, I feel £35,000 for someone who’s been here legally all along represents excellent value for money. Think of it as a “Buy British, Get One Gone” discount. For £35,000 I will:    •   Leave quietly.    •   Not require a press conference.    •   Not demand a diversity officer to wave me off.    •   Even carry my own suitcase to the airport. I may also tweet a polite thank-you note on departure, praising the efficiency of the scheme. Frankly, it feels like I’ve misunderstood how incentives work in modern Britain. All these years I thought obeying the law, paying taxes, and contributing to society were the winning strategy. Turns out the real pro-move is to arrive unlawfully and wait for a loyalty bonus. Who knew? While British families are juggling rent, energy bills, and the weekly food shop like contestants on a dystopian game show, it’s reassuring to know the Treasury has located a spare £40,000 per head for voluntary goodbyes. May I ask — is there a points card? Ten years of National Insurance contributions and I get a free exit bonus? If so, I believe I’m overdue. In the spirit of fairness and fiscal responsibility, I am not even asking for the full £40,000. I’m trimming £5,000 off to help balance the books. That’s the kind of responsible budgeting I was raised on. If successful, I promise to:    •   Leave via a scheduled flight (economy is fine).    •   Not stage a protest on the runway.    •   And refrain from re-entering on a small boat to see if I qualify twice. All I ask is equal treatment. If departure is now a funded career pathway, I would very much like to submit my CV. Yours in hopeful relocation, A slightly confused taxpayer

@TheGriftReport @grok please tell me the truth

X-Files is getting a reboot, Behold, the new Agent Scully.

@OVOEnergy @MartinSLewis so ive opted in to a fixed price and after 2 months you now say to remain on the plan I need to set up a direct debit, but £771 a month! My bills have never been over £320 and have always been paid on demand and on time ! £771 I'm just not having it!

@DaBeerandBurger Will the move bring the prices down?

So will you still eat at any of these places? BBC News - KFC, Nando's, and others ditch chicken welfare pledge bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…