𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕂𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕤𝕥

Start your new day with a cold shower, Reset your entire system right now.

@VERITY_HQ Right away.

If the yash is on display, price it immediately

@VERITY_HQ Right.

Gym has more hoe than a night club

@VictorDonvic998 Right.

@ckatalyst_ Usually but not all

Typical female survival tactics -lying. -gas lighting. -manipulation. -pretense. The smarter they execute these, the higher the survival rate.

@osborntushabe @aineeric9 Good defence.

@aineeric9 Consider my post a joke too

You will never see excellent/top performing MDs post demeaning things about fellow professionals. They are busy upgrading, working and excelling in USMLE. It's these lads who scored 5 points at A level, became Doctors by surprise that do. I'm not surprised.

So your babe told you that a man is asking her out then you went to fight him?

My shoes for town have broke yet I bought them expensive even the vendor told me it’s original Versace from Kanye.🙏🏻

@mkainerugaba 😅😅

Not a cent. If he offered me a dollar I would shove it up his a**

@VictorDonvic998 Bro.😅

@ckatalyst_ Dey play

Babe it's my first time, please be gentle. Me 2 seconds later.

I’m pregnant But it’s not yours. 💀

Me and my babe dey regret say we meet each other, but nobody wan leave.😹

@KarolineGosling 😆😆😆. Correct.

Women should be voting what's for dinner not in elections

Once I'm done with Peaky Blinders, I'll start reviewing books and movies.

Your social media friends remain your biggest supporters, even though you’ve never met them in person.

@ginald87 Bro😂.

@ckatalyst_ Guy 😂😂😂

It is so incredibly gay when you see men being driven by their wives

@FEIN_00 @Still_MiGi 😆😆😆

@ckatalyst_ @Still_MiGi 😹😹

@Still_MiGi Bro😂

@ckatalyst_ I don d!e😂😂