Amanda Reckonwith🇨🇦

Everyone thinks they have the best dog. No one is wrong 🥹

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

@Lifeofstelynn Amen!!! And if im cooking in oil, i need you to leave the home entirely

No one who actually cooks wants people in the kitchen when they’re cooking.

@KatieMiller You're literally married to a polyp

Liberal men aren’t attractive.

With Carney's new liberal majority we have to stop making fun of the American education system...our own maple magats don't know how our government works😅🤣😂

@LeeDeebee16 @ShitzN_Giggles Being so confident about not knowing how our system of government works is quite the flex😅🤣😂

@ShitzN_Giggles Brought to you by our fake “democracy” and non critically thinking elbows up losers. He did not get voted in by any majority. Enjoy the dystopian hellhole you’re about to get.

Pierre Poilievre said Mark Carney is very badly educated on economics. Meanwhile, Carney’s signature is on Canadian currency.

@ShitzN_Giggles It's like when little kids say pasketti😆

@Oceanbreeze473 So confidently announcing you don't know how our system of government works is just...sigh, par for the course for maple magats😅

An unelected majority is called a dictatorship.

@mistressdivy @stilettogames My new TV has a solar remote😯 I get how the Artemis II team felt now

Shout out to everyone who takes the back off the remote control and rolls the batteries around instead of just replacing them.

You know that one friend everybody has, the one you ask for a Band-Aid or tylenol or phone charger? That's me. I'm that friend

Great news! The giant panda is no longer endangered, so we can start eating them.

@sarobertsonca I love himmmmmmm😅

Tonda MacCharles: Pierre Poilievre called you badly educated in economics Mark Carney: Did he? Wow.

@TMZ That's how it should work, you're a creep you're out

Eric Swalwell announces his resignation from Congress. "I'm deeply sorry." tmz.me/vj7s3HY

@Mordechai3333 @konstructivizm Omfg🙄

@konstructivizm 6000 degrees, cool as a cucumber on contact, no steam, men immediately touch outside of capsule. Someone is lying.

@FoodNetwork @GuyFieri @citizencider Fuck him

.@GuyFieri is seriously impressed by the perfect balance of sweet and heat in the sauce on these juicy hot wings 😅🔥Try them for yourself at @citizencider! Watch #DDD with @GuyFieri Fridays at 9|8c.

@awkwardgoogle I only want to be weighed this way now

Just in case you’re having a bad day, remember this is how they weigh koalas 😍

@pawssie5h @amor_de_tu_vi My husband's hand on the steering wheel reversing a huge truck into a space🥵

do you ever just look at a guys hands and think yes

After a long winter, me trying on my spring clothes🥴

@RealEnzo55 PP fanfiction is wild😅🤣

Pierre Poilievre eviscerates the Carney Liberals on the economy. "Look at the Swiss. It's very simple. The Swiss don't print money to fund government spending. They don't. They have basically balanced budgets. Do you know what the average inflation rate has been in Switzerland for the last 25 years? 0.8 percent In fact, they have almost no interest right now. Like, you're borrowing in Switzerland, you're paying almost no interest; because they have no inflation. They have, literally, no inflation. They have the best money in the world. The Swiss Franc. It's more valuable than the Euro and the US dollar..." Source @junonewscom

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

@peggy_blair Ha!

Best line of the day is over on Bluesky by someone who has said Orban lost so badly he's going to need to run for a seat in Alberta.