𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕟𐮜

I used to think being at home all day was boring, as an adult it’s literally my definition of a good day.

I bet the average person spends 6.5 years of their life waiting for people to back into parking spaces.

@Lifeofstelynn Absolutely. I was hooked at your pinned tweet. That’s me to a tee.

Was it something I said?

@Lifeofstelynn We wanted to be adults so fucking bad, and now look at us. Just look at us.

When we used to say “I can’t wait to grow up.” Now we’re just stuck cooking, cleaning, and paying bills.

@Lifeofstelynn Yeah. I would go back in time and kick my own ass for saying that.

@TheChiefActual they sure are.

@Lifeofstelynn They’re both cute

Oh my goodness

@beerandchips88 Hi 👋🏼

@Lifeofstelynn hi

@Kiel17111 😂 I wish

@Lifeofstelynn Yep, where’s the Time Machine so I can go slap myself 🤣

@1bspalmer That’s my specialty.

@Lifeofstelynn You know how to put a damper on things.

@EricWing315 Hahah at least we have that going for us.

@Lifeofstelynn We can drink while doing it though.

I don’t even argue with people anymore, you disrespect me, you’re blocked, here and irl.

Alright who stuck the pill in my cheese cube?

@RickyMccarthy1 Aw thanks 🫶🏼

@Lifeofstelynn Could never be something you said!

2 servings? I think the fuck not

Life is too short to be pissed at every little thing.

I'll write more tweets when I have more thoughts duh

@JPLFR80 It sure is!

@Lifeofstelynn My character is gorgeous

It’s crazy to think some people are insecure about their looks but not their character.