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@goofyDaWg19 @kijana_misa Ishi karibu na wagiryama na wataita ujue sio kama wakikuyu wenzako

@colluci254 @kijana_misa The very last part nayo unatudanganya bro

Huku Mombasa unajaribu kuishi ile maisha ya Nairobi ya kutongelesha watu wa ploti, the next day unasikia caretaker amesema kuna plot meeting na ni wewe wanataka kuaddress buana.

@b_mbeumo @kijana_misa Mshomoroni samaki

@colluci254 @kijana_misa Hehe 😂 jomba mshomoroni place gani?junda?😂

@GyanWahome Hapana,mmi naenda Kikuyu kwa ichungu na izi Mali za hao mpigs,you can't distract me,

Maandamano hatuendi CBD this time... TARGET 🎯 KAREN & STATE HOUSE...🔥🔥🔥

@RapudoBrian Nani alisema Sina,mmi ni mkisii ndugu

🤣wanaangalia inches

@RapudoBrian Niko nyali boiz nipee direct connection niperfom

Siku karibu mumaz anikamue bone marrow yote kwa mwili juu ya 300k 😂 Bana juzi nilikuwa kwa pilka pilka zangu za kuenda job pale port. Nikasema acha nipitie Club Zero4 angalau nipige shot moja ya haraka nikiteremsha “mbolea” ziende mashinani 😅 Nikiingia tu kwa counter, nikapata bonge la mama amekaa hapo kando… na hata kabla niagize kinywaji yangu, yule mumaza akashout, “Mpee kenye anataka!” Mimi naye, kama fala na tamaa zangu 😂 nikachukua ka-whitecup tukaanza kusip pole pole tukiexchange stories kama tumejuana miaka kumi. Time ikaenda mbio mbio… next thing najua nimeshalate job, na tuko drunk vibaya sana 🤣 Madam akaniambia, “Twende kwa gari yangu ile ya wa Jerumani…” Mimi sina maswali 😭 tukapanda tukadrive mpaka Nyali… ati on one of her properties 😆 Kufika huko, kitu ya kwanza madam alifanya ni kutoa 300K akanipatia… akasema: “Lazima ufanyie hizi pesa kazi.” Mimi hapo nikajua leo mambo sio ya mchezo 😂 Mechi ilianza saa sita usiku… na bana ilikamilika after masaa nane straight 😭💀 Kufikia hapo tayari kumekucha, ndege zinaimba na mimi sina hata nguvu ya kushika toothbrush 🤣

@AokoOtieno_ @AokoOtieno_ kesho imefika Mrs incoming Nairobi women rep

"Is it not by my power and might that I have conqured," Those words made Nebuchadnezzar eat grass for SEVEN years PRIDE. HUBRIS Glado, do you remember when you misplaced your phone at a funeral this year? Hii 2026, Bas! Tea zako comes from that phone Sweetest part, kesho!

@Fra_nkXBT Tuma wezi

Last year nilifungulia bibi yangu business after two month ikapick poa. she was making good money until kiburi ikamshika this year akaanza kuniongelesha nikama sio mm nlimfungulia. so i kept quiet na nikaachana naye afanye biz yake. i was planning to add more stock until .... 🧵

@credits_note @polo_kimanii Ata sikuwai jua dini yke izo miaka zote😊

@colluci254 @polo_kimanii Hukuwa unaogopa ageuke ng'ombe ukiwa juu anko

Na vijana sasa mjue katiba ilibadilika nyinyi mkiwa shule. Siku hizi ukipea msichana wa rich families mimba huwa hawakuulizi how much money do you want to leave my daughter alone,apana. Siku hizi huwa unarukwa mimba yako buana. Kwanza wazazi wakiskia mimba niya upcoming artist msichana huwa ananyaganywo simu na anapandishwa ndege Kwenda university kule Ontario canada. Some of these families are very specific on the direction they want their bloodline to flow. Huwa unanyaganywo mtoto yako kama mutina nakwambia. And you cannot take them to court,thats their playground,they buy all your cheap lawyers like Kangumuu. Alafu ujue Hakuna watu kigeugeu kama loya,Loya ni mtu anakuangalia kwa macho namna hii anakwambia hii kesi ni mboga,akijua vizuri ashaakula deposit from opposition. Na hivo ndio unanyaganyo mtoto. Hawataki damu ya kawangware. Na jina yako hawaekangi ata kwa birth certificate. Wanaekanga ya babu yao,Kanyori wa Mbùkù. Earth is hard aisee

@rkiogora9 @polo_kimanii Ndugu yangu nimefanya nni?kwetu Kuna old money,Niko kadi pia

@colluci254 @polo_kimanii Lakini wewe ni kienyeji, you deserved that

@Rivaldo254 @polo_kimanii It's her not him😂

@colluci254 @polo_kimanii Hii ndo kizungu uliteka nayo mhindi 😂

@symptoms01 @polo_kimanii India?nikupe ata leso uwapelekee?

@colluci254 @polo_kimanii Kesho naenda huku, nawafikishia salamu😂

@0Mjeuri @polo_kimanii Nywele ni soft lkini ugheto ni wangu,the girl does love me,huwa ananitumia video alipata chance,lkn si unajua matajiri wako monitored,sura ni wa swamirayani lkni kiindi hakiingi,ni kizungu 😂

@colluci254 @polo_kimanii I pray akuwe mweusi ndio urudishiwe 😂😂

@polo_kimanii What pains,nafanya kazi nyali krb na kwao,I can see their homestead from where am doing my internship,alafu niliwasaidia kupata msichana juu ukoo imejaa mandume pekee,taja vunja windscreen sku moja,na sio jaba,

@colluci254 Oya leta namba ya mhindi tusalimie bwana

@Mnauwoo Uku mombasa wanakula pilau kwa gari

I used to be embarassed about eating things like samosas, smokies etc while walking in public until I met a lady walking around eating fish..the fear is now gone

@dansilly_ke @IndomieKenya I am dating a girl whose father is the CEO of indomeal,niongeleshe vizuri 😂

Hey @IndomieKenya huku campus ni kama nimefika mwisho. Sina chakula walae. Can you do something 🥹

@MimiSijui592272 Haikosi kuwa naekana

Hii ni shuttle kweli ama niko kwa casket napelekwa mortuary jameni😭

@lekysdde @kijana_misa Niambie shoga

@colluci254 @kijana_misa We mzee 😅

Leo nimeona maajabu buana, I was just walking sides za Nyali reef and I came across my form two girlfriend. Kumbe ni kama mimi ndo nilikuwa nashikilia nyota ya huyo msichana because maisha nimeona anaishi sidhani ka I will ever experience it. Kumbe after highschool alijoin TUM na within that period akaangukia a young mzungu from Germany huyu hata akwendea hawa wazee, they are now married with two kids buana.Hata ndo wanipea lift with their G Wagon akaniwachilia hapo Lights na akanipea pesa ya kushika mzinga ndo pombe inimalize buana. Mungu pia mimi ungenipea tu kinywero buana.