Dan D.

Would anyone be able to listen to an EP I release of songs I wrote in highschool if released exclusively on @napster and repurposed @AOL CDs? (@AOL get at me if you got any blank ones lying around for your boy)

Should I be back on here?

@stellahelene6 Bro this tweet is 11 years old

@dnddmo The Packers, along with the rest of the league, wore helmet decals remembering the victims of the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary in Newtown, Connecticut. Not like he had a choice...does not make him believe it was real.

Shout out to Aaron Rodgers for wearing the sandy hook elementary school sticker in his helmet.

@Avis Dm sent. It was pretty bleak guys, one of those seats had bird poo on it. Car smelled heavily of marijuana. Took over an hour to get a clean carseat

@dnddmo Please DM your reservation, rental agreement number, and the name on the rental for further review. ~SD

@Avis this is a little bit of a wild system for picking up infant seats, no?

@ray_ban 🫴

Reply with a 🫴 and we'll give you 🕶

@nosleeprecords Want it because i still regret not buying 52 weeks when it was still in print.

Got 2 LARGE college tees for free for 2 people. To win? Reply with why you want it and we’ll choose 2 random people to get the goods.

This is something a man who has never stormed a court would say.

My magnum opus

@becks_forshort THATS A GOOD SIGN BUDDY

so this was moved up to tomorrow...taking this as a good sign.

Today during an interview was the first good feeling I’ve had in months about a job. Please send me some luck.

@becks_forshort Yesss!!! Enjoy!

A last minute vacation on the Cape is exactly what I need right now #letsgo

@Friendlys it's almost July and there isn't a wattamelon roll in sight. What gives?

@bigmoneygator The phenomenon of every dad in the produce section on Thanksgiving morning staring at their phones without a clue in their brain is unbeatable.

I love watching straight people get upset at the grocery store.

@becks_forshort Love this for you

Finding out my company got sold and also getting told that I’m going to benefit monetarily from it and AND getting told I’m going to run my first project. Y’all, what a whirlwind of a day.

Why am I absolutely engrossed watching the masters right now?

Big. Things. Happening.

Someone tell me why we must all take pictures inside of phonebooths in the UK?

Absolute love and respect but if you wear an apple watch to a wedding just pull the clown makeup out now.

@intoitoverit Plz bring this to Boston...thnx

@becks_forshort Tremendous on toast. amazon.com/Lotus-Biscoff-…

@dnddmo …do tell

You know those yummy cookies you get on Delta flights? Well I found some at the grocery store and now I have delta cookies and tea almost every night, and it’s fantastic.