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fuck printers.

this is going to ruin the tour.

the midwest is just built different

Happy to announce that I took a board position (thanks @edskoudis) to SANS Technology Institute (college degree programs). I'm truly excited here as it fits right in to my passion of helping the next generation of cybersecurity folks get into the industry. Amazing mission reaching our youth, and impacting the next generation of hackers. I'm also on the board of Paradigm Cyber Ventures which focuses on K-12 cybersecurity hands-on courses in the high school level and we sponsor and fund many high school cybersecurity programs. Make the world a better place. sans.edu/about/governan…

I miss the version of my life where I didn’t know who Pete Hegseth was.

Fresh off a five‑point night 😮‍💨

@gorillaz4Sale can't wait

@electrifying Much better now you're ready for a sexless themed tea party on Palo Alto

can i be hacker nao

Please do NOT plug space heaters into extension cords! Plug them directly into the wall outlet!!! Extension cords/ Power strips are not able to handle the high current flow that a space heater can put out and can overheat causing a fire. 🔥🔥🔥

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

@gorillaz4Sale omg i feel so called out pls what about now

@electrifying These are badges not stickers okay

@Glasswalk3r only degenerates

@electrifying There are no hackers at DEFCON.

afroman's next music video gonna be fire

🍦 free cone day at dairy queen 🍦

In honor of Afro Man's victory, I made an action figure concept. Accessories include a 40oz of Colt 45, 2 ZigZags, and a slice of mama's lemon pound cake. Exclusively sold in East Palmdale.

You're laughing? A cop testified under oath that he does not know if Afroman fucked his wife, and you're laughing?

@gorillaz4Sale @algxtradingco @DKDevTalks @endingwithali the hacker jesuses have blessed us with incredible sticker content amen 🙏🏻

@algxtradingco @DKDevTalks @endingwithali 🙏 bless, this one is gonna go so hard

Gifting stickers are a huge part of hacker culture - jokes between friends, community or social commentary, or just something you think is funny (like most of mine). Many hackers design these stickers by hand, pay to get them made, and give them away for free. Whats weirder though is making a sticker of someone’s defcon goon badge and selling it….

@Tr3s0r tag yourselves!

I identify as sexless tea party! What about y'all? 😆

if you need stickers, fun furby taxidermy, bedazzled hard hats or buttsets you should see what @medus4_cdc can do: 👇🏻

@medus4_cdc i need tips on how to ethically source a furby. for science.

I also decorate some buttsets (who doesn't love a buttset?!) handmade artwork, jewelry, terrifying furbies, matching jackets for your crew- just lmk what you need for HSC, and i got your art. No AI, all human made and ethically sourced!!

Hey, so now is the time if you want to hit me up for various Defcon Art!! I design stickers and patches: