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@Paula_White I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I wanna feel his salvation all over my face.

@DaddyCoffee73 Only true patriots encourage foreign dictators to bomb their country.

Just a vile, hate-filled windbag inviting Iran to bomb a UK town because she hates the people that lives there. Let that sink in, she wants British people dead.

@RestoreBritain_ Give people opportunities for decent jobs and they won’t turn them down. Forcing people to accept jobs that aren’t appropriate for their qualifications and skills dumbs our skills base down even further.

Under a Restore Britain Government, if a healthy individual continues to refuse work - they will lose their benefits.

@Danny_McMoomins People like that are the reason laundry pod boxes have warnings on to not eat them.

There has to be more to life than this

@robprogressive Assuming your ‘friend’ has something suspicious to hide if they can’t say what it’s for. Can imagine you’d complain if the banks had no fraud protection policies too…

My friend tried to withdraw £20k from his high street bank & their response was shocking For 30 years he’s has been a loyal customer of this major bank He called to withdraw the money & they said no, you have to come into the branch He went into the branch & asked asked to withdraw the £20k and they asked 'what it’s for'? He said ’none of your business, it’s my money’ They said ‘unless you can tell us exactly what the money is for, you cannot withdraw it' This should shock & terrify you, because your own money isn’t even yours anymore

@joshpearson180 People are bored of rich people pleading poor people to give money.

This is how I found out Comic Relief was on last night 😂 It used to be such a huge event when I was growing up, what happened?

@Hotwheels_mtb N + 1^r

@farrellray Unfortunately frame wise I’m restricted to 47cc max and most tyres are now 45cc or 50cc, new bike time 🤣🤣

Feel a bit underbiked…wow so many great looking gravel bikes, everyone seems to be riding fat mtb tyres as well…I’m on relatively skinny 45cc

@Ford_Nick A ribeye cooked right.

Name one thing better than a ribeye..

@MrJamesMay Destructive little bastards. I had one get in the ceiling, chewed through the waste water pipe from the shower and made it rain indoors. Caught maybe 100 in the loft over the years living in a village. They chewed everything up there, little menaces.

A mouse got into our kitchen. I have murdered it. My inner Buddhist is appalled.

@GLB_88 Make it with a good 50 grams of butter and it barely sticks.

I fancy scrabbled eggs for breakfast but I don’t fancy washing a scrabbled egg saucepan so no scrambled eggs for me!

@implausibleblog Free at the point of use, as in you’ll receive a huge invoice 5-10 working days after.

Reform UK's James Orr says the NHS will be free at the point of use What he doesn't tell you is that Nigel Farage has advocated for an insurance based NHS That means, as the UK taxpayer will pay more for the same services, even if the NHS is 'free at the point of use' When Fiona Bruce asks him to explain this, he waffles Exposed and humiliated on #BBCQT

@Parody_PM Celebratory drinks on the expenses claim forms.

The Reform group at Kent County Council have just celebrated their increase in council tax, total lack of DOGE saving and losing ten councillors by giving themselves a 3.8% pay rise.

@_georgina666 I love that ~60% of my water bill is water that’s gone down the storm drain.

@annamlulis A baby is not like that inside the womb. You’re ignorant.

This is what a 34 week old baby looks like outside the womb. The UK just voted in favor of killing an unborn child at this age. For no reason, just because someone wants to. They call it “reproductive rights” because they refuse to call it what it is: murder.

@Eddystone506 They’d find something else to froth about.

If Starmer had 1 g of political nous, he would order North sea licenses to be renewed. This wouldn’t reduce bills. But at least it would shut up the frothers who don’t understand this.

@lilsketch The Brahma Bull.

gun pointed at yo head, name a rock

@lukejcr Definition of stupidity for anybody to give them a vote. I’m assuming there’s going to be an enormous tax cut if they did this?

So there we have it. Reform REFUSING TO RULE OUT a social insurance model for the NHS. That means under Reform, your healthcare could stop being a right and start becoming a risk. That is deeply, deeply concerning. Reform cannot be trusted.

@mphillips24413 @UKMTB_Chat @Absolutemtb1 They’ve done the same on my local trails. If it hasn’t been trashed by pit bikes, it’s fly tipped. We’re the dirty man of Europe.

The vandalism MX/4x4’ers have done to local bike trails is spiteful. Lack of respect or ignorant… Dunno! ⁦@Absolutemtb1⁩ ⁦@UKMTB_Chat⁩

@latinspaceman Loves gripping a big bone in his hand.

Why do they look so effortlessly homosexual? They try hard to act straight.

@sammyjoluxton1 “Pro-lifers” are some of the most horrible people on the planet. The same people who campaign to take more control over women’s bodies. The virtues of religion.

My grandad had bowel + prostate cancer - he was so unwell, in agonising pain every day, being fed medication to knock him out 24/7. He begged us to kill him, every day said he couldn’t wait to die. I know he would have loved to have the option to go peacefully on his terms 😅