NADS

I would give every single cell in my ovaries for a large enough amount of green pitted olives.

I’m so pro gender wars I love it

The sexiest thing ever is a well rounded impressive built LinkedIn profile. 100% true fact.

i'm keeping myself so accountable. we must dollmaxx everyone.

@mmmmooo0x You go up to a group of nice ish looking girls and u talk to them like you’ve always known them and hope they’re chill about it 😭😭😭😭

how do u make friends in uni

and fuck having to wear the hijab too IDC

Women, you can change this!

broke girls deserve no dick

@novaqxu No u can always learn out of fear as the pressure builds up its not that deep

Is it dumb to go into STEM if you suck at math? Discourage me

@heartlessish Audhubillah

Icon vs User ❤️❤️

@_Arc_x I want to join and I need to be ranked high

Making a gc to rank twt accounts by who's most likely to be a future wife beater, lmk if u want to join

@CHUUMARXAJ Defffffoooo I have a long ass baby names list but idk if I’m ever gonna use it 😭😭😭

for my somali mutuals do you all plan on using somali/arabic names for your kids lol

@bint_hind11 @BirawiBoi He’s Bulgarian and German please

@BirawiBoi @flaminqu I only use my powers against yahood, sorry.

I need someone to do sixir and hex my old manager. Willing to pay £0.75 !

@mzzeyni I genuinely wanna know what makes them think that the knowledge they’ve gained from a sad ass life is so valuable and neeeeeeds to be shared 😭

@flaminqu It’s like “don’t stay with the guy who punched a whole in your apartment” like chirrrpppp we aren’t all birds

I hate those “XX things I wish I knew in my 20s” videos because you think they’re gonna say some insightful eye opening pieces of advice say dumb shit like “don’t get pregnant by a man who hates you” ??? DUHH!! OBVIOUSLY!!!

@cuntycel Best male role model oat ??

@flaminqu i eat less than 1000 a day if i’m feeling cheeky 1.2k.

What dua can I make for the average woman’s maintenance calories to be 4000kcal and the average man to have 1250kcal a day. Jazakallah khair

i want 2 boyfriends n i want them to fight for my attention

I need to stop assuming everyone on the internet is a somali girl

@BirawiBoi @kingofarabiaa I’m not even willing to drive up the road sorry 💔💔💔

I need to try khat so bad im gonna die

@bennumberx Maybe to you Ben 😭😭😭

@flaminqu all drugs are normal

It will always shock me how normal cocaine is to white people