Matt Foreman

@luinalaska From our listing:

Almost got me

The internet constantly tells women that men are terrible listeners because the second a woman starts venting about her day, the man immediately interrupts to offer a logical solution. We are taught to view this as him being dismissive, emotionally unintelligent, or invalidating our feelings. ​The strict, unpopular truth is that to a man, fixing the problem is his absolute highest, most desperate form of empathy. ​Women vent to connect; we want our partner to just sit in the dark with us and validate the emotion. But men are hardwired to view the woman they love being in distress as an active threat. When he immediately offers a spreadsheet, a strategy, or a solution to your problem, he isn't trying to silence you. His brain has recognized that something in the world is hurting his partner, and his immediate, visceral instinct is to assassinate the thing causing you pain. We constantly shame men for "not just listening," completely ignoring the fact that his attempt to fix your life is his most profound declaration of love.

Hearing rap music from a Bluetooth speaker at the beach

This is EXACTLY why people are DONE with Facebook Marketplace… 📦 She literally listed two egg chairs for FREE. Not discounted. Not negotiable. FREE. Clear picture. Clear description. One chair had a cushion, one didn’t. That’s it. And somehow… it STILL turned into chaos. Message after message, people asking questions already answered, trying to negotiate a price on something that costs $0, acting confused over the most basic details. It went from “I’m giving this away” to pure frustration real fast. That’s when she snapped, FULL rant mode. And honestly? A lot of people are saying she just said what everyone’s been thinking. Because, how does “free” still turn into this much drama?? At some point it’s not even about the item anymore… it’s about dealing with people. Be real, has Facebook Marketplace become more stress than it’s worth? And what’s the most ridiculous message you’ve ever gotten trying to sell (or give away) something?

"If Batman doesn't turn himself in in 24 hours, Gotham burns!"

"You go to the gym 5x a week your body must feel great!" How I wake up each morning:

@FBallAnalysisYT 💯

Absolutely no comment on anything politically other than to say LET’S GOOOOOOOO regarding this decision Beagles are the absolute best and they were tested on because they are very friendly and trusting and have a high pain tolerance They wouldn’t hurt a fly

@RetirementRight Congrats bro

Imagine waking up on the first official spring weekend of 2026 and spending it going to a No Kings protest to protest a man who's literally removed the two biggest dictators on planet Earth over the last four months.🤣🤣🤣

@luxemiaa First of all, no matter the occasion - birthday, anniversary, or anything else - no one has the right to ask, let alone expect you to give up a seat you’ve RIGHTFULLY paid for. Pre-book. Period. Why do people keep taking others for granted - and assuming they’ll just give in?

This is 23 year old Kamel Hawkins. Death penalty, anything less is a disservice

"You sir are a cowardly son of a bitch. You just shot an unarmed man!" "He should've armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend."

Wife: So going to the gym, buying/reading comic books, going to the movies, seeing me change everyday, playing with your kids, and having an unhinged male group chat who's texts (if exposed) would land you all on an FBI watch list is all it takes to make you happy every day? Me:

Chappell Roan's bodyguard

I'm watching the Harry potter movies with my son, and I can't express to you the degree to which this woman is the perfect embodiment of the spirit which has infected our culture.

Child: OMG it’s Chappell Roan Security Guard:

Chapelle Roan’s security team after a 2nd grader asks for her autograph

This Chappell Roan situation is CRAZY. What happened: Brazilian footballer Jorginho Frello shared an emotional Instagram story from São Paulo, where he and his family were staying at the same hotel as singer Chappell Roan ahead of Lollapalooza Brasil. His 11-year-old daughter, a big fan who had even made a handmade sign saying “I AM WATCHING Chappell Roan!”, woke up excited that morning. During breakfast, the girl simply walked past Roan’s table, smiled to confirm it was really her, and quietly returned to sit with her mum - without approaching, speaking, or asking for anything. What happened next: Moments later, one of Roan’s large security guards stormed over to the family’s table in an extremely aggressive manner. He scolded both the mum and the young girl, accusing the child of “disrespect” and “harassment” simply for walking past and looking. He even threatened to file a formal complaint against them with the hotel. The 11-year-old was left sitting there in tears and visibly shaken. Jorginho’s reaction: In his Instagram post, Jorginho explained that he fully understands boundaries and public exposure as a famous athlete himself, but said this reaction was completely disproportionate to an innocent child’s admiration. He tagged Chappell Roan directly and wrote: “WITHOUT YOUR FANS, YOU WOULD BE NOTHING. AND TO THE FANS, SHE DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR AFFECTION.” No response from Roan or her team has been reported yet.

Chuck Norris didn't join the Marine Corps...the Marine Corps applied to him. Heaven’s streets have always been guarded by Marines. Today, Chuck Norris reported for duty. We mourn the passing of Chuck Norris, a @usairforce veteran, who also became an honorary Marine in 2007 when awarded the title by then Commandant of the Marine Corps, Gen. James T. Conway. Chuck Norris is one of just over 100 individuals to be awarded the title of Honorary Marine in the entire 250-year history of the Corps. Some missions may require a battalion, but this one just requires an Honorary Marine. #USMCHistory #USMC #SemperFidelis