Tom Binns

@anon_opin Good cheese knows no boundaries. He does decide to bomb Yorkshire in A Matter of Loaf and Death though.

It bothers me that Wallace and Gromit are from Lancashire, but eat Wensleydale, a Yorkshire cheese.

I'm not knocking London, especially not the NHM which is amazing, but I don't consider 9 out of the top 10 attractions being in London to be a good thing for the UK as a whole. The UK is more than just London.

@thomasforth Make it the banana one and I'd agree.

The best.

@Jonny_artist You're not alone given the craze for "chicken wine" last year.

I bought a bottle of wine today. Some go by price, others by region or grape or country. I chose one because it had an elephant on the label. Jon aged 56 and a half.

@SoVeryBritish Nope. Beer and soft drinks.

The highest shelf in the fridge is for jarred condiments. I hope we can all agree on this.

@TheJoeySwoll Not thanking the bus driver would be weird. Not thanking someone for bringing me food is unthinkable though. What do people do? Just pretend the server isn't even there?

No, our parents raised us better than that. 💯

@TashP351 Agree completely. I'd have it more often if they were ever open. This is my local (who make bloody good fish and chips by the way).

Why can’t fish & chip shops stay open past 7pm??? Or open on a Sunday??? As a nation, why do we just accept this??? IT’S BULLSHIT.

@fesshole Similar but for IKEA. Came from having to work the tills with a broken scanner more than once. Every item had to be keyed in manually.

Worked in Argos as a teenager. Somehow, through osmosis, I ended up knowing the catalogue number for pretty much every item in the book. Customers were amazed. I'm now 50, it was probably my greatest achievement.

I'm starting to think the problem is Thomas...

@KittyPersil @anon_opin I'm right-handed and wear my watch on my right. I fully support OP's position.

@anon_opin Or just left handed?

I never trust anyone who wears a watch on their right wrist. Total wrong 'uns.

@WritesRachael @johnwilkes45 That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.

@johnwilkes45 I like the way you supported your point

I'm sitting in the GP waiting room right now having only called for a non-urgent matter 45 minutes ago.

@screentime Guess it can go to the back of the watchlist then.

Vince Gilligan says ‘PLURIBUS’ Season 2 writers are “plugging away” but it won’t return any time soon “We appreciate everybody’s patience. But it ain’t gonna be ‘The Pitt’, coming back every year” (via: THR)

@DopaminePlsMe This is doubled if you went to a pretty terrible school and got away with doing the absolute bare minimum and still topped every class. It's a hard habit to break.

The "Gifted Kid" to "Anxious Adult" pipeline is realizing you never actually learned how to study – you just learned how to be naturally good at things. Now, as an adult, if I can't master a new skill perfectly in the first 5 minutes, my brain doesn't say, "You need practice." It screams: "You are a fraud, your intelligence was a lie, and we must quit immediately before anyone notices."

“The United States will not let men steal trophies from women.”

@money_cruncher Until something happens and you can't pay it off. The interest charged will soon be higher than any money you've made. No, this won't happen to everybody but everybody it does happen to thought it wouldn't happen to them.

CALLER: I put $3,000 worth of monthly expenses on my credit card and pay off in full. I get 2% cash back, so that's $60 back every month. DAVE RAMSEY: Get rid of the card. You're telling me that you spend $3,000 on a high interest credit card, just to get $60? That's not how you get rich! CALLER: I don't pay interest, I pay it off every month and get $60. DAVE RAMSEY: Get rid the card, use debit cards ONLY! CALLER: So give up the $60 I get back monthly? DAVE RAMSEY: That's not how you get rich! In reality, if you are resposible, USE credit cards. It's not just cash back. It's also liability protection. Every dollar matters.

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"Intergalactic Lefty bedwetters..." Hmm Corbyn, Polanski maybe. "...Rory Stewart" WTF?

This 👇🏻

@maureen18030065 Bit thin-skinned for someone who does parody and irony.

@maureen18030065 @the_traitors_ I've never watched an episode of Love Island. I've never felt the need to reply to their tweets telling them this though.

🔥 Claudia Winkleman reveals how The Traitors are selected during filming: “I don’t choose them alone. I interview all the players and some are absolute desperate to be faithful. I then go into a small room with the bosses and an enormous tin of biscuits and we pick.”