tired devils fan

@TOSportsAdam We all want them to win so their fan base will stop bawling like little children… fuck

10 years straight of playoffs. Hate them or love them, everyone can agree the Leafs have been the most successful franchise in the last decade.

@NHLRumourReport I just stopped at U-Haul for boxes

Elliotte Friedman: Tom Fitzgerald was the first captain of the Predators; it seems to me that if he wouldn't be the guy in New Jersey anymore, I think that would be the kinda guy [they] would at least wanna interview - Real Kyper & Bourne (4/1)

@fandompulse Feet are his scenes so yeah dude you are into it you kinky fuck

Quentin Tarantino explains why he does not include nudity or sex scenes in his films: "Sex isn’t part of my vision of cinema. And the truth is, in real life, shooting sex scenes is a pain—everyone gets really tense. And if it was a bit of a hassle to do before, it’s even more so now. If a sex scene had ever come up that was essential to the story, I would have done it, but so far it hasn’t been necessary." Is there a need for sex scenes in films and TV?

@ZssBecker Cause why not? How many times has the three musketeers or the count of monte cristo been remade?

@NHLRumourReport Giving both titles to one individual who hadn’t proven himself was a terrible idea

Nick Kypreos: It will be interesting to see if the Devils do look to hire someone solely for the president of hockey operations title...and whether that would allow Fitzgerald to stick around for at least one more season as GM and assess him from there - Sportsnet (3/30)

@Mappy6984 Funny how the penmanship on the note matches that on the bill…

Thoughts

@DevilsInsiders This entire season was a 4/1 joke

Was trying to think of some clever April Fools joke involving the Devils, but it just doesn’t feel like there’s an angle that isn’t reality. Goalie got punched in the face in a 4-1 loss to the Rangers last night. We are the April fools.

@NJGov How will this effect gas prices

Today, we are announcing plans to lift the statewide ban on self-service gas stations in New Jersey. We encourage New Jerseyans to familiarize themselves with gas pumps as this change is in effect immediately, April 1, 2026.

@NewswirePatriot Not as cruel as his movies or stand up specials. This guy sucks and is trying to stay relevant

Actor Rob Schneider is facing EXTREME backlash after calling for America to reinstate the draft. Schneider feels that young Americans should serve at least 2 years for our nation. Critics say a draft is "cruel" and "forced patriotism." Is his idea "cruel" or do you agree? 🇺🇲

@joshlangerr It’s a dump

I just stepped into Madison Square Garden for the first time in my life and I am not impressed whatsoever lol

@djodjeee_ Yes it does for some people

Doesn’t blond hair get darker through age

@MedievalGritty Blows my mind you think this is hazing

blows my mind that it’s 2026 and NHL teams are still allowed to haze like this

@movie_tvshows_ Equals? No

Dwarves are short but are always considered equal rivals to elves

@Joshwydd_ I thought it played to him losing his confidence and swagger. Anyone else it would be his innocence but not that guy

It’s kind of hilarious the writers forgot the Lannisters are blonde. It literally started the show’s plot.

@AlexToropoc @Isabelletkrause Letter from jrr Tolkien "The Lord of the Rings is of course a fundamentally religious and Catholic work; unconsciously so at first, but consciously in the revision"

@Isabelletkrause Tolkien is a weak thinker because he doesn't make room for redemption, thus, he is not a Christian. Look at Gollum - he sins, destroys his life, but where is the redemption, the need for god's absolution? None. A great thinker would've made Gollum the hero, to redeem himself.

What blew my mind most about the Lord of the Rings was how perfectly a fantasy story represented evil & temptation and how it works in each of our lives. The Ring doesn't make you evil overnight. But it whispers in your ear, it makes the wrong decision feel so incredibly reasonable, it tells you that this time will be different. How many times in our life do we have this conversation in our head? I’ve had it, many times. And the longer you hold onto it, the harder it becomes to let go. Which is just crazy. The things we know are destroying us are often the things we can’t put down. Frodo didn't fail because he was weak. He failed because no one is strong enough to carry sin alone forever. We are all Frodo, that's kind of the whole point.

@AlexToropoc @Isabelletkrause Lord of the rings is a heavily Christian text

@DevilsInsiders Mehhhh

vibe check?

@frank_seravalli 2000 nj devils…. Worked out well for them

Can’t do anything but marvel at the absolute ruthless nature with which the Vegas Golden Knights operate. No one is bulletproof. No acquisition is impossible. No one thing will stand in the way of attempting to win. Perhaps no more fascinating organization in pro sports.

@buckeyegal70 @NHLRumourReport It exceeds Luke… what are you smoking?

@NHLRumourReport His game is not where it needs to be compared to Luke

Ryan Novozinsky: Re Devils: Simon Nemec...publicly voiced his frustration with the organization in the past. He switched agents; He’s likely going to demand more than Luke Hughes; a trade is very likely — and everyone in the locker room knows it - nj dot com (3/25)

@RepBaumgartner Sounds like you could have benefited from a mail in ballot

I’m fully aware that this job requires tons of travel and crazy hours, but it does indeed bug me that I’m here in DC at 11:30pm voting (for the 4th time!) to fully fund the Homeland budget and missing my kids hoops game tomorrow morning back in Washington because the Senate pulled their BS stunt last night. 🇺🇸