Mr. Poon - Comanche Indian

@MensHumor Been there

*raises hand

@KurtSchlichter So apprently the fast food eaters are the ones that need drugged to control themselves. Makes perfect sense.

One in eight Americans is on Ozempic.

@TaraBull "Can I get more beans?" Dead eyes scoops 3 pinto beans on spoon "A little more?" Scoops 2 more beans "Ah fuck it"

Chipotle CEO promises: "No team member will say NO if you ask for more food" Me testing their policy:

@peterrhague Bullshit. Chemically starving people is not the answer. One shot? Try one shot over and over for the rest of your life. Disaster in the making.

You have to understand something about all the Ozempic scare stories - the entire weight loss industry is in meltdown right now. They made bank selling crap that didn’t work which you kept buying because it didn’t work and you blamed yourself. A one shot medical fix ruins them.

@Max11089 @Mangan150 A protein fragment that acts as a drug

@heesinator @Mangan150 Haha it's a freaking peptide. Do you even have a clue what that is

It's gotten so pathetic out there that both mainstream healthcare and fitness influencers have convinced masses of people that you need drugs to get lean, fit, and strong.

@LeahRain77 Hell no

Here’s a nice dose of vertigo or exhilaration , depending on your personality type. Why are there are no guard rails on this treacherous road? This is Pikes Peak in Colorado.. have any of you ever driven on this?

@nypost It's an admission that you can't control yourself. It's like buying a gold medal and calling yourself a winner.

People who lose weight on Ozempic are viewed worse than people who don't lose weight at all: study trib.al/5JhdcWm

@OneOutOf4 This is retarded. Cringe retarded.

I went to see Andrew Dice Clay in the early 90’s in Lowell, MA. He was pretty big back then. This is the routine that got Andrew Dice Clay banned from MTV in 1989 😂

@CoachDanGo Except GLP weight loss looks like shit and I immediately lose respect for who takes it.

With the innovations with GLP-1's and medical technology we're about to enter into a golden era of attractive people.

@RuiterWrongFAN So on pace for 3.5

Evan Mobley has matched his rebound total from Game 2 with 9:32 to play in the first half. #Cavs

@JoshuaBarzon Peptides off the internet

Name something you trust more than the government.

@zachflipspages Just started yesterday

Alright update. 550 pages in to the count of Monte cristo. Unputdownable. Not even lying.

@BowTiedYukon Can somebody give her a spot?

Somebody come get this fat lady

@NFL_DovKleiman Simple answer....curtains

Terrible: Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was warned about the stadium's blinding sun issue but insisted he wanted an indoor stadium with an outdoor aesthetic. Nothing short of utter incompetence 🤦‍♂️

@Rainmaker1973 How retarded

Tough mudder’s electroshock therapy is a Mudder obstacle that involves running through a field of live wires dangling from a rectangular frame, delivering a 10,000-volt electric shock to participants. [📹 bartakovics]

@HansAmato What do you take as a maintenance dose?

Aspirin was developed to treat pain. Nobody expected it to also: → Lower cortisol and stress amplification → Enhance T3 uptake into cells (you run warmer, more pro-metabolic) → Oppose estrogen dominance in men and women → Lower iron via aspirin metabolites that chelate excess iron → Reduce prostaglandins (the drivers of pain, swelling, and hormonal imbalance) → Protect against lipid peroxidation → Improve erectile function through better blood flow → Show therapeutic potential against multiple cancers → Improve skin quality → Support liver fat reduction I did a 4g daily megadose experiment. Ferritin dropped. Inflammation dropped. Warmth improved. For a headache pill, it does a lot of things nobody talks about. It's the most accidentally powerful drug in your medicine cabinet.

@SportsBoyTony Narrator (Morgan Freeman voice): it was at that moment he realized it wasn't the coaches after all...

TRYING TO IGNORE TWO FIRED CAVS COACHES ARE 5-0 IN 2ND ROUND TRYING TO IGNORE TWO FIRED CAVS COACHES ARE 5-0 IN 2ND ROUND TRYING TO IGNORE TWO FIRED CAVS COACHES ARE 5-0 IN 2ND ROUND TRYING TO IGNORE TWO FIRED CAVS COACHES ARE 5-0 IN 2ND ROUND

@DeanTTraining The GLP's will bury them deeper

The numbers aren’t even bad, folks… They’re STUNNING Average US Female: 5’ 4” 170 lbs 40% body-fat Average US Male: 5’ 9” 200 lbs 28% body-fat 70% of US adult Women are considered overweight-obese 77% of US adult Men are considered overweight-obese Better pray GLPs save em

@muscleforlife But mUh fOod NOizE!

DOCTORS HATE THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK: Look up the average caloric intake of someone on Ozempic. Eat that amount. Experience the same calorie deficit. Lose weight.