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@SerialDesH Murder drones?

@clariusmhealth Anybody else see a pint of guiness

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@jessphillips I really hope there was some trickle down involved in the process

Is the a famous Pre-Raphaelite painting that looks just like this, I'm sure my nan had is on her wall, a print, not the original, obviously. Is that what she was going for?

@rialina_ Cause and effect right there!

Today my mother said in almost the same breathe: “You need to do butt exercises it jiggles too much when you walk” and “Why don’t we see you more often?” 🙄

@DBAKevlar You should see the abseiling pandas.

@oraclebase Oh I see you met my children...

Easter Holiday plans: 1) Stay in my house. 2) Speak to nobody. 3) Lie on the bed with my cat. 4) Speak to nobody. 5) Stay in my house. 6) Speak to nobody. 7) Speak to nobody. 8) Nobody!

@AdamRutherford i thought douche flagging was a european stone flooring ... i really should pay more attention

The opposite of virtue signalling is what? Douche Flagging?

@campbellclaret Do we think he meant too or did he get on the wrong flight?

Attention seeking takes many forms …

@oraclebase Spider?

My cat is staring at the corner of the room, kind-of like this...

@WhatTheADHD i've seen the normo's they're weird. i'm currently celebrating my differences.

@spanther22 @SaucySeventies @Herring1967 I'd have to see your working out for that stmt

@SaucySeventies @Herring1967 Sad to think they are all dead now. 😔

Grange Hill disco! DJ Pogo on the decks!

@farmerjoefred @RishiSunak @Conservatives Not until June 😅😁

Massive amount of over 50's on here telling @RishiSunak and @Conservatives to fuck right off. I'm one are you ?

@MJowen174 @mrchrisaddison But he's only ickle

@DBAKevlar This why the startrek away team always took 2 security guys with them.

@AdamRutherford I other news treasury denies they are drawing up infant tooth tax...

Wuht

Which O RLY book resonates with you the most?

@connor_mc_d O'Smiths surely...

When relatives in Ireland ask me "If I know the Smiths, who moved to Sydney last year"

@connor_mc_d Good to see and a distinct lack of garnish. Looks like the right tonic to gin ratio as well 😁

I hosted end of year drinks with the neighbours 🍸 "Would you like a gin, a gin, or a gin?" 🤣

@AdamRutherford Badwolf

We can engineer the Sun now according to Dr Wolf.