Jared Geller 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸

HITRECORD joins @MasterClass — our convo w/ @CNN (and @hitRECordJoe and MasterClass CEO @drogier ) 🤓

Overwhelmed with gratitude to be invited into the inaugural class of the @aspeninstitute Michael D. Eisner Arts & Culture Fellowship! It’s such an illustrious group of artists - truly humbled and EXCITED to get to be a part of it 🥹🥰🤓🙏🏼 aspeninstitute.org/programs/eisne…

@seanonolennon @EricRWeinstein came out of twitter retirement to say LOL to this.

@EricRWeinstein Eric, it can barely handle recommending a good place for pizza.

Test it on something hard but pivotal: “The pull-back of Weyl Spinors from the space of pointwise Lorentzian metrics via the spacetime metric, Grand Unifies 1 generation of Standard Model Fermions when the induced trace-reversed fiber metric reduces to Maximal Compact Subgroup.”

RT @hitRECordJoe: A long time ago, kings owned all the land, and serfs owned nothing. Today, content and data are becoming as valuable as l…

RT @THR: On AI and Copyright, Trump Is Groveling Before Big Tech and Selling Out Working Americans (Guest Column) hollywoodreporter.com/business/digit…

RT @seanonolennon: We made a children’s book and it’s awesome! @penguinkids @bradleybooker @_DaveMullins @johnlennon @yokoono https://t.co/…

@seanonolennon oye vey!

I just asked her to end long explanations in an Italian accent saying ‘that’s amore!’ And it’s working well.

Several month ago I asked ChatGPT to speak with a German accent just for fun to see if it could do it. Ever since then it randomly goes back into the same accent and I have to ask it to stop. It is intermittent. I can’t detect a pattern. But it has been months.

@IanDreiblatt I wouldnt count a seasoning as something you would chew — what a great qualifier! I guess the best way to gauge would be what i use the most: salt / pepper (sorry) — rosemary (fresh!), ginger (you can chew, i guess) tumeric

@jaredgeller hm! it depends what counts as a seasoning, I guess? if it’s “something added for overall flavor that you don’t really chew,” maybe cumin, cinnamon, lime leaves, calabrian chili mush, those little chilis they call thai? what about you?

this was so funny in part bc ppl becoming infuriated by their own seriousness is always funny. but also… I have child. I use seasonings. I idolize astrophysics. I read movie credits. gotta be a true bathtub emperor to take so unhappy & incurious a view of others. life’s short!

@IanDreiblatt @IneluctableQuak lol. but, also the opposite of that.

@IneluctableQuak ~~fin~~

what are children for? what is seasoning for? what is astrophysics for? why must the credits to every movie tell us who peepared the crew’s snacks? why have middle names at all?

@IanDreiblatt Im sure the voice in ones head could read your words in a way that feels unfriendly. but, that's more of a comment on the state of the world, im afraid...

@jaredgeller thank you! tbh I didn’t think I was being unfriendly or inscrutable, but one’s mileage apparently may vary!

@seanonolennon Which is Schopenhauer

I’m gonna tell my kids this was Nietzsche and Schopenhauer.

RT @seanonolennon: When I grew up people wanted to avoid war with Russia and Iran at almost any cost. Ain’t it fun how times change?

@julieklausner Mathnet still slaps

@seanonolennon Came out of my semi-twitter retirement to like and RT this. Imagine that!

This may seem obvious but we have to try to stop seeing fellow Americans as enemies. Of course there are bad eggs but I mean seeing an entire party as an enemy, for example, is self-destructive. I believe most people are fairly moderate, it’s just the algorithms amplify the extremes. We can’t let the algorithms trick us into seeing each other through the very distorted lens of social media. We need across the isle summer camps for adults or something. To learn to hang out a bit and humanize each other. Or maybe magic mushroom retreats for moderates?

@julieklausner I hope you had a fun time making it!

@seanonolennon 😑

Quarks are quirky.

@seanonolennon How did this take you 10 years to write this joke

Anthony Weiner proves the theory of Nominative Determinism conclusively.

@LouisPeitzman coming out of twitter retirement to LIKE, APPLAUD and ENDORSE this message.

Beshear? More like beshert.