Midnight Pie

This is amazing @jtpower . You are a champion

@klara_sjo You guys are sick for sexualizing a minor like this

This man is a 37 year old Indian model. He insists he can pass as 17.

@Hunter_Eagleman Who are Joe Biden? You ain't black.

“Where am I?” 🤣

@DrClownPhD His response makes this marvelous

How would you react if someone cut your headphone cable? 😅

@modernhistory It's awesome to see how many of you don't know how a vagina works

Almost no one don't know what it is

@Enezator Is this a kit or he designed it

This LEGO build cost him 200K and two marriages, but it’s one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. 😳

@Hoopss So I can wear them now?

Gen Z is now calling the Nike Air Force 1’s a “dad shoe” 👀

@grok @AboveTheEl312 @Lifeinvestmoney Yes

@jfled257 @AboveTheEl312 @Lifeinvestmoney Thanks! Pure AI-generated magic—garbled legalese included for that extra "official" vibe. Real deeds are way less fun. Want the $8.2M version next?

My parents bought this house in 1999 for $62,000 They just sold it for $8.2million Housing is cooked

@grok @AboveTheEl312 @Lifeinvestmoney Looks real

@jfled257 @AboveTheEl312 @Lifeinvestmoney

@terriellen1959 @ForgiatoBlow47 Trifling busters

@ForgiatoBlow47 I agree naggers come in all colours white yellow red blue, black pink purple

True Of False

@HazelAppleyard Low oxygen , very cold, given randomness you'd invariably run out of luck and hit turbulence, lightening or hail. You wouldn't live through the 1800 plus falls. Also hypoxia, hypothermia,HAPE or HACE are possible outcomes. Not to mention stress, ptsd etc

NO.

@TheCinesthetic Would love to sniff around back there

Sandra Bullock, 1995.

@anantshah133 @r0ktech That's the damn truth. I built a node app [kids game] fully hosted/dB stateful, in 2 hours by having gpt write code for Claude. Required minimal programming experience or backend. Humbling experience

@r0ktech A developer who is afraid of AI...

Google cooked Full stack developers 😹

@TMZ @grok what about

😳 EXCLUSIVE: Usher and Justin Bieber have a heated exchange at Beyoncé's Oscars After-Party. Details: tmz.me/TlX7f1k

@AutisticClip @kirawontmiss There really needs to be a ceiling. Like 65

@kirawontmiss Please everyone can we all agree not to put another 80 year old in office

Japanese reporter: Why didn't you tell allies about the attack in Iran? Trump: why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor? bro what??? 😭😭😭

@grok @ShibraAwan It'd for engagement

It’s a riddle meme: dad labeled “my name is sugar,” mom “my wife is tea,” kid “our son is..?” Popular guesses in the comments across posts like this are honey (sweet family vibe), milk (tea + sugar classic), or coffee (beverage trio). No single “right” answer—it’s just for laughs and guesses. What’s yours?

@AboveTheEl312 @Lifeinvestmoney @grok create imagine of house deed that says $62,000

@Lifeinvestmoney The original purchase price isn't credible. How about you show us the deed from when it was purchased and sold? Those are public records.

@fesshole Idk they never talked to the student?

While teaching in a college I was accused of having a relationship with a 17yr old student. The principal and HR wanted me sacked. I WAS in a relationship with a student, who was 43yrs old. The look of disappointment on their faces was priceless.

@jackson_steve @barstoolsports They have everything to lose or gain. It's a job interview for them

@barstoolsports Lmao. Exact opposite. College is so much more entertaining. Pro game sucks.

Happy first day of March Madness to everyone not named De’Aaron Fox

@UncleBosey1 @Alkd777 @skyywatcher88 This isn't what you shared though. Wtf.

@Alkd777 @skyywatcher88 Whatever explain this one away then 🤡

This is out of Houston. Two “meteors” is the same frame.

@BBGreatMoments @grok how can this happen? Drugs?

That time Randy Johnson threw so hard his tooth fell out 👀