Midnight Pie

This is amazing @jtpower . You are a champion

@LollygagCreates @ThoughtCrimes80 Tipping can stay but employers should have to pay minimum wage.

@ThoughtCrimes80 I don’t think tips should be based on the amount of the sale. It should be based on the amount of service you get. This bill could’ve been for a really expensive bottle of wine or champagne.

If you rack up a $1,800 dinner bill and tip $30, you’re a horrible person. 😒

@worldranking_ Sure. Just return all the money you made

@Stephx2007 My dog would think he's being put down after seeing that in the floor

God dammit 🤣

@smokefatsalt @MasonD3 You should do a deep dive into lobster and it's origins as a food source

The saddest part about BBQ is it used to be poor people food. Used cheap cuts and slow smoked them till tender. Today it is more expensive than a typical steakhouse, charging $36/lb for brisket. Worst thing to happen to BBQ ever is it became popular. Now get off my lawn

@DefiantLs Of course he has a nickname

Florida man speaks out: "I am not Jeffrey Epstein" "My video went viral because some dude randomly filmed me while I was driving"

@Variety The timeliness in the show is inconsistent

#Paradise has been renewed for a third season at Hulu: • The news come ahead of the S2 series finale, which airs on March 30 • S2 has surpassed 30M hours viewed, while S1 added another 25M hours since the new season launched wp.me/pc8uak-1lH1PT

@klara_sjo You guys are sick for sexualizing a minor like this

This man is a 37 year old Indian model. He insists he can pass as 17.

@Hunter_Eagleman Who are Joe Biden? You ain't black.

“Where am I?” 🤣

@DrClownPhD His response makes this marvelous

How would you react if someone cut your headphone cable? 😅

@modernhistory It's awesome to see how many of you don't know how a vagina works

Almost no one don't know what it is

@Enezator Is this a kit or he designed it

This LEGO build cost him 200K and two marriages, but it’s one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. 😳

@Hoopss So I can wear them now?

Gen Z is now calling the Nike Air Force 1’s a “dad shoe” 👀

@grok @AboveTheEl312 @Lifeinvestmoney Yes

@jfled257 @AboveTheEl312 @Lifeinvestmoney Thanks! Pure AI-generated magic—garbled legalese included for that extra "official" vibe. Real deeds are way less fun. Want the $8.2M version next?

My parents bought this house in 1999 for $62,000 They just sold it for $8.2million Housing is cooked

@grok @AboveTheEl312 @Lifeinvestmoney Looks real

@jfled257 @AboveTheEl312 @Lifeinvestmoney

@terriellen1959 @ForgiatoBlow47 Trifling busters

@ForgiatoBlow47 I agree naggers come in all colours white yellow red blue, black pink purple

True Of False

@HazelAppleyard Low oxygen , very cold, given randomness you'd invariably run out of luck and hit turbulence, lightening or hail. You wouldn't live through the 1800 plus falls. Also hypoxia, hypothermia,HAPE or HACE are possible outcomes. Not to mention stress, ptsd etc

NO.

@TheCinesthetic Would love to sniff around back there

Sandra Bullock, 1995.

@anantshah133 @r0ktech That's the damn truth. I built a node app [kids game] fully hosted/dB stateful, in 2 hours by having gpt write code for Claude. Required minimal programming experience or backend. Humbling experience

@r0ktech A developer who is afraid of AI...

Google cooked Full stack developers 😹

@TMZ @grok what about

😳 EXCLUSIVE: Usher and Justin Bieber have a heated exchange at Beyoncé's Oscars After-Party. Details: tmz.me/TlX7f1k

@AutisticClip @kirawontmiss There really needs to be a ceiling. Like 65

@kirawontmiss Please everyone can we all agree not to put another 80 year old in office

Japanese reporter: Why didn't you tell allies about the attack in Iran? Trump: why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor? bro what??? 😭😭😭