Jon Selig

@DaveMeier Smartphones.

In ONE WORD, what kills focus?

"They think it's easy to do 10 or 15 minutes (of stand-up) about your boring company. I don't know anyone here, I don't know how it works". Hey @DavidSpade: outsource me to write you some jokes they'll appreciate. I'll make you shine like the cubic zirconia that you are.

@hnshah I prefer eating cookies and watching TV, but i also don't code, so...

Does anyone actually like using drag and drop interfaces?

"I don't often reply unless I can tell the email is full-send custom, followed by quick punchy content." - CRO (co valued @ $800m) This quote was left in my comments. The part to focus on... "I can tell the email is full-send custom" This is your buyer's mental spam filter.

A #growthhack, y'all. I do live to give.

Loads of SDRs used tp engage with my #linkedin content. Since the algo change, only fellow middle-agers do, reach has plummeted, while useless posts (selfies, motivation) crush. Middle-aged connections say they're experiencing the same. Does Linkedin's algo have an age-bias?

Anyone else’s LinkedIn app not working up to snuff? My messages hang after they’re sent, names of people who liked my post are displayed vertically, and it crashes a lot. Help!

LinkedIn’s down. This is my methadone.

@shanegibson @jayacunzo @aagha @LinkedIn No need. As my post claimed I would do, I ate them all, which is why I’ve returned to Montréal.

@jonselig @jayacunzo @aagha @LinkedIn That’s should be your next poll. “Who wants to take me for tacos?”

@shanegibson @jayacunzo @aagha @LinkedIn Sadly, those 20 likes can’t buy me an *actual* taco.

@jayacunzo @aagha @LinkedIn @jonselig got over 20 likes and comments on this post and he lead with tacos. I think we’re on to something here. More tacos less hot takes on marketing.

This is probably the most anyone’s ever spent to stage a dad joke.

Anyone else having trouble accessing Linkedin or has an entire platform finally taken action against my jokes?

Reveal yourself!!! linkedin.com/pulse/my-new-l… via @LinkedIn

A jokewriting tip for salespeople. Together, let's take a boring adjective and find ways to make it pop. linkedin.com/pulse/collabor…

@RBC I need help ASAP. Your credit card fraud hotline is broken. Long wait times, scheduled callbacks with no live agent, just a repeat of the first message I received. Huge waste of time and adding to my stress.

@Sam_Elliott42 @SaaStrAnnual @ciencecom Gracias! What kind of prompt?

Listen, I'll be at SaaStr, where you can book me for a braindate where I help you write a joke - that gets prospects' attention. Help me, help you. @SaaStrAnnual saastrannual.braindate.com/topics/87415/?… #braindate #SaastrAnnual

@jasonvana Rotary dial phones are great at this.

Start-up idea: An app that prevents you from opening other apps on your phone until you've accomplished your tasks.

The only thing colder than your outreach... ...is the shoulder your prospects give it. Which is why I've created a fast, simple, affordable self-paced course for anyone doeing cold outreach. Link threaded in tweet below. #coldcalling #prospecting #salesdevelopment

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