Jules Posner

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Jules Posner

@julesposner

Comedian

Philadelphia, PA انضم Ekim 2008
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Serious state of emergency on butts in DC. Where are they keeping them?! Forget the Epstein files. Release the butts!
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Sorry, I can’t Saturday. I got Power Slap training in the AM 😕
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You can tell how bad the Giants are doing based on people’s obsession with any slightly positive small sample this season. Susac, McDonald, Jesus Rodriguez, and Peguero. We are down bad. This isn’t the same type of talent that you see with other successful “youth movments”.
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You’re in her DMs. I’m in her DMs. We’re all just hanging out in her “Message Requests” inbox patiently awaiting her reply 🙂
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Jules Posner@julesposner·
@PatrickKarraker I wouldn’t have considered either of those savvy personally. Hauser had an outlier season and outpitched his peripherals and Mahle would have been savvy four years ago.
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Patrick Karraker@PatrickKarraker·
@julesposner I mean, Mahle and Houser were "savvy lower risk higher reward signings," they're just not particularly good. The irony of it all is that they would be much better off right now if they just gave Gausman and Rodon the money they wanted
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Jules Posner@julesposner·
This is the problem. Posey thinks (smarter) fans WANT high priced, big name guys like Edwin Diaz. People want either savvy lower risk higher reward signings or some transparency and commitment to already existing internal options. Instead they signed JT Brubaker and Ryan Borucki.
KNBR@KNBR

. @knbrmurph: “Why did you go into the season without a defined closer?” POSEY: “I guess Murph you probably wanted us to sign Edwin Diaz, then you’d probably ask me why I signed Edwin Diaz because he’s on the IL. Every decision we made you could play arm chair quarterback on it and say it was good or bad. We’ve got some guys in the bullpen doing some really good stuff.”

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Jules Posner@julesposner·
You’re playing checkers. I’m playing chess, but with the same rules as checkers because idk how to play chess.
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Why can’t I stream the Giants game on the app today? It’s saying no feed available wth?
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Jules Posner@julesposner·
Being a Giants fan on the east coast is an absolute nightmare this season. Gonna get fired over this team!
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Jules Posner@julesposner·
Fuck it. I’ll say it. Will Brennan’s pants are too tight!
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Damn. Regardless of the data, Tony V really lacking the game feel element these last couple Roupp starts.
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Jules Posner@julesposner·
@senatoradrianna The fact that you could identify the pants so easily in a dark venue is impressive
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Jules Posner@julesposner·
Okay, but twitter is way more fun when the Giants are bad let’s be real.
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Jules Posner@julesposner·
Went to Top City and everyone knew you.
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Jules Posner@julesposner·
Duane Kuiper saying sometimes it only takes one at bat to get going immediately followed by a Matt Chapman 20mph EV roller in front of home plate to cap off an 0-5 2K night is poetry.
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Imagine being down so bad one of your biggest hopes for an offensive spark is a 25 year old Rule 5 catcher.
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Jules Posner@julesposner·
I don’t understand how the Giants can be so bad when they have so much veteran leadership! Don’t people know that data cannot quantify the value of VETERAN LEADERSHIP?! I, for one and glad that this is more or less what the team will look like for four more years! LEADERS!
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