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Dan🥛
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@BecomingCritter desk chairs generally dont need to be able to withstand car collision forces unless you're a reddit mod
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ive long wondered why they didn’t make desk chairs that felt like car seats
dreams can come true
Motor1@Motor1com
hey if anyone wants a $3,500 gaming chair that is actually just the front seat of a Toyota Crown, Toyota is selling them lol
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bro's gonna bar-hop in lakewood after the game and brag he stole a baseball from a little girl
Jomboy Media@JomboyMedia
Guy drops a home run ball then takes it from a young girl
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Feel like this guy has a massive Funko pop collection, got married at Disney World and vacations there more than once a year.
Jomboy Media@JomboyMedia
Guy drops a home run ball then takes it from a young girl
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@ModeratelyMused im more of a carrot guy. eggplants are a little much for me
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@m0ppits Do you not eat eggplant on Mondays?
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@patriotdog @WheyPeat it's fine, i just wasnt expecting peater to be so chinese
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@forallcurious Look at her go! What a champ. We are rooting for you Phobos
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The highest mountain in the solar system and Phobos, a moon of Mars.
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@DrClownPhD imagine taking turns on each individual ab blowing raspberries
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@SlumRNA_Dog still would, even mask on. the crazy eyes are what's important
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Nobody cares who she was until she put on the mask
Taylor Lorenz@TaylorLorenz
British breakfast food needs a major upgrade
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Rep. Ilhan Omar: “The last time the Alien Enemies Act was invoked… during World War ELEVEN.”
She must have gotten her education in the Quality Learing Center.
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@ReichNeverDies @esotericpawg was gonna say this. same with hating your family being funny.
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@hot_cocoa_girl heyyy just wanted to circle back on those bullet points we discussed last time, I don't feel like we're currently on the same page. no need to reinvent the wheel or anything but we need all hands on deck to work on our synergy 🙃
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I think it’s annoying when my friend says she could never date a younger guy and then dates an evil immature older man that talks about their relationship in terms of sprints and has her on a performance improvement plan
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@TonySneedprano space rocks and algae hold the same moral weight as their family members, remember?
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"it's trashy and classless to clean up the ugly greengoop algae cum" will you people just stop
Gwen ☕@GwenpostingTTV
I hate this trashy classless administration.
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@centristpeater my most feminine trait is i want to buy acres and acres of land and own a serval to run around in it and itd totally wouldnt run away because i have all the good treats
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