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@Jamesrus42 Its a good day to have a birthday.😁

@ThrillaRilla369 Just need a moment getting used to the clutch before launch.

Be honest... could you jump into a stick-shift car and drive it without a problem right now? 🚘

@nafoviking I'll do it myself unless i'm wearing a suit in which case I'll call AAA.

You have a flat tire.. who do you call?

@SenMikeLee DebaseMikeLee, Great, then let's pass a bill called, "Get Every Citizen A Free Voter ID" bill. The "Save Act" does not accomplish that and does not accomplish anything that benefits all eligible voters but you keep lying that it does. You've got zero credibility.

Getting a job. Driving a car. Catching a flight. Opening a bank account. Attending the Democratic National Convention. Americans need ID for all of these things. Why not for voting in federal elections?

@MysterySolvents Only a partial cast of Epsteinified.

What is the name of this reality show?

@EastEndJoe There was this guy snorting something off a toilet seat with the stall door open. Raspy fellow.

Which one of you is responsible for this? Be honest!

@mickitiki He has done the opposite of every promise except implemented severe border restrictions.

Exactly 💥🔥🇺🇸👊

@MysterySolvents Happy Place

What yoga pose is Tulsi Gabbard doing?

@timburchett You support the Bankrupter and Cheat

We hit $39 trillion in debt. Every Democrat except 1 voted against a Balanced Budget Amendment.

@ThrillaRilla369 Nothing required but over protein pasta, extends for more meals.

What goes well with chili? 🥣 and you can't say crackers

@EastEndJoe Or battery boat and shark.

Potholes in some areas of Long Island are getting big enough to recreate the Titanic and settle the ongoing debate about there being enough room on that floating door.

@EastEndJoe @1017alm I'd have to find mine first.

Hey @1017alm when we go to CA for Monterey week in August, if I run into this baby please take my checkbook away!

@ronsterd89 kidney stones

Tell me a pain that is bigger than toothache...aside from labor

@MysterySolvents and he was disguised

What was the operation name of Sen Mark Mullins super secret mission?

@RepBrandonGill Meanwhile some that bring ruin like you are born here.

No country is obligated to import its own ruin.

@Mollyploofkins Only if it is an empty room devoid of tables and chairs too.

Markwayne Mullin: I'm not gonna be the smartest guy in any room I walk into.

@princess_kim_k Does she get stung

Please tell Loomer to stop posting photos of herself. Thank you.

@CuriosityonX Only if I had the Millennium Falcon.

Would you leave Earth forever to explore deep space if given the chance?

@kepsis85 @EastEndJoe @StellaFleeceman That's Darth Cankles

@EastEndJoe @StellaFleeceman I would use those type of paints for swimming lol 😆 omg 😆

Just got done talking to @StellaFleeceman and she has agreed to model these pants at the party after that Orange POS kicks the bucket.

@EastEndJoe @StellaFleeceman Somehow, I knew while scrolling that this was from you before I knew it was from you.

@Oceanbreeze473 When you disrespect your allies, you can't expect them to remain your allies especially when you rush half-assed into a war.

I bet the French were glad the US didn’t say that in 1941.