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@ghoulhag @goheels420 @Yura45908520514 911 i just witnessed a murder

@goheels420 @Yura45908520514 Same way you know you don’t want a dick up your ass as a man without trying it

The one time my ex asked me to try a position he obviously watched in porn I said “is there a whore shortage? why are you asking me” and he never asked again after that

WHAT kinda udon ??

@mungbeankitty How is she so unattractive

POV you’re zendaya and tom’s got two in da pink and two in the stink

@_10qi it’s like that episode when katara tells momo to get help because the whole gaang is sick

had a nightmare years ago where i had a bf who was sick and all i could do was heat up frozen nuggets because i didn't know how to cook. he still thanked me and I woke up bawling my eyes out. grilled pork belly, stir fried zucchini and king oyster mushroom rice bowl.

@mungbeankitty You gotta chill

Spent the last three hours eating nonstop at the airport lounge and the girl next to me handed me this when she got up to leave

@martinwalsh__ rns

Joe Rogan on the UFC fight at the White House: “I said to Trump, ‘I hope we don’t die in a terrorist attack.’ He goes, ‘We gotta go somehow.’ I go, ‘What the f*ck, dude?’” 😂😂😂

@Para0duyorum proof that sensitive thugs need hugs

Dışarıda kötü muamele görmüş yavru kedi gördüğü her şeyden korkuyordu ama yeni koruyucu annesi onun güvenini nasıl kazanacağını biliyor 🥹

@mylifezjm she’s so azn >w<

saw a really pretty cat yesterday

big day for people with daddy issues

@mcgregorufc22 @TheNotoriousMMA

🚨 Conor McGregor just shared some new training and sparring photos, and he is looking big and sharp. 👀

@shittyprogram like they need to be held at the base

@shittyprogram @bigboybokchoy costco dogs r flaccid asl

tbh costco hotdogs aren’t even that good they’re just big

@GatsbyMaxxer worth a shot

If I send this to my ex gf do you think she will admit I was right and take me back and apologize for calling me an insane conspiracy theorist? and break up with her timothy chalement twink bf who has better hair then me but it doesnt matter because I'm probably taller and could rape him?

@bigboybokchoy ok then, ikea or costco

@mungbeankitty While the size is certainly part of the appeal, the price makes them taste better too

@meeeuriii it works because her forehead is short and his forehead is tall

e é por isso que até a diferença de altura deles é harmoniosa, tom é um homem tão seguro de si que nem parece um homem mais baixo

every morning I check if I've turned into kafka's cockroach but im still me which is worse