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@masochistmartyr Fake news

you could be celebrating father’s day with your wife and kids today, but you turned down the mid with a heart of gold who adored you, anon.

@wiggerchud Twitter is a dating app

i would date someone i met on twitter

@iberianymph Leave my wives alone

@mungbeankitty This just gave me erectile dysfunction

POV you’re zendaya and tom’s got two in da pink and two in the stink

@mungbeankitty How is she so unattractive

girl who babytraps you because she loves you not because she wants your money >>>>

@mungbeankitty I like the shape and size

tbh costco hotdogs aren’t even that good they’re just big

This girl is too kind to me I am going to impregnate 350 whores

I have completely given up of ever getting a girlfriend.

Am I in danger?

@SensitiveManlet It was over before we began

Everyone wonders why zoomers think that they’re old and that their life is over when they start nearing 25. It’s simple: their lives never started. My grandparents were homeowners, married, and had a kid at 21. Zoomers may never own a home and the dating market is FUBAR.

@mungbeankitty When I pee, I laugh a little

when i laugh, i pee a little

See how she has ZERO tattoos or piercings....

@etherealmusing Praying for any man that tries to put up with this headcase

I will be married by the end of 2027 :)

@Cinderwooded @dyingscribe Yeah okay faggot

@dyingscribe she isn't prettiest at the very end though

Getting prettier the worse she gets. Accurate

@_endlesslake Depends on the hour

Does anyone believe in Love anymore

@lucy_lockette_ She's just extra fertile

the most frustrating thing a girl can be is fat but big breasted with a cute personality and also a virgin. ideal tradwife if only she didn't eat so fucking much

I'm too much of a sensitive young man, I could never say shit like this about a girl who is actually into me.