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@PlanetOfMemes Congress is our problem

How do we free ourselves from this cycle?

@HustleBitch_ If you checked that you should not be surprised. Dumbass

🚨 UNITED DESTROYED THIS MAN’S 1962 GIBSON GUITAR — THEN SAID “NOT COVERED” AND WALKED AWAY He picks his case up from baggage claim and opens it. His 1962 Gibson J-45, a vintage guitar worth thousands, is completely wrecked. Cracked body. Scraped finish. The kind of damage you only get from being thrown around. He says it was inside a “nearly indestructible” top of the line Calton hardshell case. So he calls United. Their response? “We don’t cover instruments.” No compensation. No accountability. Nothing. Now this video is blowing up again as new clips show baggage handlers literally throwing guitar cases. So this isn’t a one-off. It’s the same damage and the same excuse. If they can just say “not covered”… what’s actually stopping this from happening every day? If this was YOUR guitar… what would you do?

@PFlat2 BBQ and TexMex outside of Texas is a no go.

What the last two days of this has taught me is: never, ever, ever order “BBQ” outside of Texas

@MattNorlander Coach looking to fight anyone

“Looks pretty obvious to me that high-majors need to play mid-majors during the season. They said we ain’t played nobody—we played somebody now. Nobody would play us. just like nobody would play Miami Ohio. But they gotta play us in this tournament.” 🗣️🗣️

@BurgerKing BK has been crap since they got rid of the .99 whopper.

GRWM: Whopper By You Maple Bourbon BBQ edition.

@Bitcoin_Teddy Live within your means. And eggs and rent are not that much. Stop being a pussy.

Older generations say “we all struggled in our 20s.” No, you didn’t. You didn’t pay $3200 for rent and $10 for eggs. You didn’t graduate into $50K student debt and $0 job security. Gen Z isn’t dramatic. They’re drowning.

@GamecockWill69 That looks like vomit.

South Carolina BBQ is by far the most superior bbq in the United States

@DallasStars Dallas Stars are yet another franchise that will lose its base fans due to this stupid shit.

Y’ALL means ALL 💚 We can't wait to celebrate Pride Night next Tuesday! Arrive early for our annual Pride Happy Hour and to receive a pair of Stars-branded Pride socks. MORE INFO: bit.ly/StarsPride26

@rocknrollofall I love SRV but Edward Van Halen is the king.

Can you name a better guitarist? I don't think so.

@jackunheard Most of the people in that room fall in that category.

HOLY SH*T. Conan O'Brien just called out the pedophiles IN ATTENDANCE at the Oscars: “It's the first time since 2012 there are no British actors nominated A British spokesperson said, 'Yeah, well, at least we arrest our pedophiles.'”

@BraddrofliT Maybe you are the terrible human being. Crazy people don’t know they’re crazy.

I don’t dislike Donald Trump because he’s a Republican. I dislike him because he’s a terrible human being. Let’s not confuse the two.

@TheStevenDwayne News flash. You’ve never been oppressed. Get over it. Everyone else is.

When have white men ever been victims in this country? Y’all are literally blowing the world up as I type. I’m so confused by this fake white male oppression.

@Beautymark_99 Liberalism is ruining this country. It’s a cancer.

Lack of education is the reason this nation is failing.

@ToriatheistTori Hilarious that people who don’t believe in God or the teachings of Jesus like to throw it around like they are experts in the Bible. As a practicing Christian whose sins are forgiven by the blood of Christ I can firmly say

@billyliucci Aggy still would have lost. Most over hyped program of all time.

Still a crime the A&M-Miami playoff game wasn't played at night. Bama and LSU are recent big-game examples of how hostile the 12th Man can get.

@iamAtheistGirl Turn to God. Stop being an idiot.

i am so angry with the fact that people who have had 80 years of life are destroying a planet for people who have their entire lives ahead of them 😮‍💨

@carolecadwalla @Glos_Police It’s not real. Good Lord, the British have become the biggest pussies in the world. Your ancestors are embarrassed at what you’ve become. They conquered the globe, you are appalled at a fake video. Pathetic.

This isn’t ‘satire’, it’s violence. This should be a police matter & I hope @Glos_Police takes the necessary action.

@JJWatt My rule is if I order from a counter that I walked up to there is no tip. If I am seated and served at the table I tip.

Genuine question on a restaurant situation: You walk up to a counter to order. You find your own table and seat yourself. If you order coffee, they hand you a cup and you go fill it up yourself. If you order food, they hand you a buzzer and when it goes off, you go pick it up yourself. The iPad has a “20%, 25%, 30%, Other” tip option, with 20% already preselected. What’s your move?

@RupertMyers Sucks being judged for your actions doesn’t it.

This is disgusting and wrong

@donwinslow Considering that immigration has handled hundreds of thousands potentially millions of people that calculates to a 99.99999999999999% success rate. Awesome achievement.

11 HUMAN BEINGS.