The Notorious O.M.B.

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The Notorious O.M.B.

The Notorious O.M.B.

@ombbackup

Muh backup account because some goblinfisting dirt farmer from Shitholistan hijacked my OG. Doctors say I'm witty, abrasive, irreverent, and mildly retarded.

L.A. انضم Ocak 2026
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Nature is Amazing ☘️
Nature is Amazing ☘️@AMAZlNGNATURE·
From the ocean to the mountains in Southern California.
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Whatevs
Whatevs@_Papa_Joe_·
After six months of no sun during the fall/winter months, this is what you can look forward to for Spring in MI as well.
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Jess aka Raider 🇺🇲🇺🇲🤘💯
Good Morning and Happy Saturday from a 65° Southern California Friends 👋 Definitely a BBQ and Pool Day! Happy Easter Weekend 🙏🇺🇲
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Ryan Dyrud
Ryan Dyrud@RyanDyrudLAFB·
Elite DL Marcus Fakatou was on his USC visit into the evening. Is scheduled to head to Miami next, but said after practice today he plans to be back at USC again ✌️
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Abdul 🥷🙂‍↔️
Abdul 🥷🙂‍↔️@web3_prince2·
@ESPNInsights Empty stats as usual. 51 points and still managed to lose by double digits to the Magic? This is why Flagg will never be a winner—all highlights, zero impact. Put these numbers on a team that actually matters and maybe I’ll be impressed.
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ESPN Insights
ESPN Insights@ESPNInsights·
Cooper Flagg (19 years, 103 days old) is the first teenager in NBA history with a 50-point game 😳
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The Notorious O.M.B.
The Notorious O.M.B.@ombbackup·
@kevin_nealon a buddy used to caddy for Jack at Sherwood. He said he would do blow all day long during his round.
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Kevin Nealon
Kevin Nealon@kevin_nealon·
A celebrity that intimidated me is Jack Nicholson. I’m in the movie Anger Management. First rehearsal. He’s right there. I introduce myself. Nervous. Heart racing. He’s talking to Adam Sandler. I tap Jack on the shoulder. “Hey Jack, you’ve been golfing?” He says: “What?” Sandler’s laughing. Jack says, “Not since the last time you asked me that question.” Sandler is now laughing even harder. I take a year trying to figure out what that meant. A year later, I see Jack at a party. Everyone’s there. Christopher Walken, Elizabeth Taylor, Harrison Ford, Princess Leia, Al Pacino, George Lucas, Princess Leia, Christopher Walken, Al Pacino. There’s Jack. This is my moment. I walk up. Tap him on the shoulder and say, “Hey Jack, you’ve been golfing?” Right then, Pacino taps him on the shoulder. Jack turns his back to me. Now it looks like I’m waiting in line to talk to Pacino. I ate something earlier that didn’t agree with me. I crop dusted Jack Nicholson. Pacino caught some of it. It was bad. I walk away. From across the room I hear Jack yell: “What the hell died in here?”
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Tiffany Fong
Tiffany Fong@TiffanyFong·
I drank last night for the first time in months and now I feel like I’m dying.
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Celina 52 Truck Stop
Celina 52 Truck Stop@celinatruckstop·
We are excited to announce our Employees Janitor and Nevaeh are our "Work Couple of the Month" for April! As the only domesticated couple working here, they won by default. To celebrate, we have given them the remaining balance from a $25 Kurger Bing Gift Card. The happy couple is enraged to be married later this year and have hinted at plans to bear children.
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Whatevs
Whatevs@_Papa_Joe_·
We were going to have our family Easter dinner today, but a couple people are sick, and we don’t want to spread it around. I was alerted to this after I already put the ham in the smoker. So, there’s plenty if you’re hungry… 😂
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Uncle Cocktail
Uncle Cocktail@StillRadNotaFad·
I have been a high protein diet so I have been looking to buy some beef jerky to snack on. Holy hell! Is there gold flakes in this shit or something?!
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Make L.A. Great Again 🇺🇸
Betty Porto ,co owner of legendary SoCal bakery Porto’s on how they are able to provide high quality pastries at such affordable prices. They sell 3 MILLION cheese rolls a month .. 2 million potato balls a month ! Would be interesting to listen to this whole interview
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Jack☔️☔️☔️
Jack☔️☔️☔️@HuskiesJack·
Good morning everyone just wanted to remind you that Oregon has 0 Natty's
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AugustWest1967
AugustWest1967@AugustWest1967·
@thwacknicklaus Rocking polos Classic shoes Took 10 seconds to hit the ball No billboard clothing This was the glory years of our beloved game. As a kid who started playing in 1970, nothing better than 70s and 80s golf. 🤌🏻
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Thwack Nicklaus
Thwack Nicklaus@thwacknicklaus·
Hitting a butter knife 1-iron from 220 over water and making it stop on the green is the peak of golfing skill. These scenarios should be returned to the game. ASAP. Let’s sort out the players and the imposters. Let’s return to golf as it was! thepropergolfer.com
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The Drunk Republican
The Drunk Republican@DrunkRepub·
Just woke up to my toddler walking around the house and singing “Don’t Dream It’s Over” by Crowded House at the top of his lungs 😂😂😂
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The Drunk Republican
The Drunk Republican@DrunkRepub·
If Iran really shot down that plane Trump should immediately make good on the threats he issued in his speech the other night. Win and end this shit yesterday.
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