Uncle Cocktail

When my phone warns me that my headphones are too loud. Lol, that’s cute. I had twelve-inch subs in my car in high school. Saw AC/DC, Metallica, and Pantera in a warehouse in Tulsa, plus 10 straight years of hair bands cranked up to 11. I’m cool. 😎

@diehl_wade Me and mine cannot relate.

@StillRadNotaFad I’ll never understand how US citizens cheer for their own demise. It’s absolutely ridiculous.

There are American citizens who would rather see the United States fail than see President Trump succeed. I fucking loathe these people. Bunch of weak beta boys and batshit crazy-eyed they/thems. Anyway, good morning to those who still stand by Old Glory. 🇺🇸

There is zero reason to oppose voter ID outside of needing to cheat to win. If I, a person who gives 30-something percent of my income to the government, has to haul my ass down to the DMV for a license the people not doing shit all day can too.

Only Donald Trump. No other human being on Earth could pick up the phone, summon the top 30 most powerful CEOs alive ... Tesla, Apple, Nvidia, Wall Street, AI, aerospace, the whole damn roster ... and have every single one clear their schedule to fly into Beijing with him. Only Trump could land in China after a decade of manufactured hate and get handed the ultra-rare “State-Visit-Plus” treatment that Beijing created specifically for him and has never given anyone else. Cheering students. Temple of Heaven. Great Hall of the People. Beef trade reopened as a welcome gift. While career politicians and globalist benchwarmers spent years turning U.S.-China relations into a slow-motion dumpster fire, only Trump walks in like he owns the room and turns it into a high-stakes power move for America First. This isn’t Biden’s pathetic weakness. This isn’t the War Party’s fever-dream confrontation. This is Trump doing what only Trump does: showing up with overwhelming strength, elite leverage, and zero fear. The rest of them talk. Trump assembles legends and rewrites the script in real time. Nobody else even comes close. Not now. Not ever. This is why they hate him. This is why the world watches him. This is why history keeps bending in his direction. The Trump era is back, bigger and bolder than before. (article below)

How does Darius Acuff Jr. stack up against other one-and-done guards John Calipari coached? Points 1. Acuff (845) 2. Malik Monk (754) 3. Jamal Murray (720) Assists 1. John Wall (241) 2. Acuff (232) 3. Derrick Rose (189) 3s made 1. Murray (113) 2. Monk (104) 3. Acuff (91)

“Alright everyone smile for the picture!” Elon: 😗🙄😋🤪🤨

I see why old people get up at 5 am, run their errands, and are back home by 9 am. This is actually great.

Hmm

@steveffootball You got this. She misses you too.

My daughter graduates from college tomorrow. We’re going to have lunch. I haven’t seen her in 3 years. Lotta emotions going on tonight

No calculator! He does the math in his head.

Clearly never spent a day doing manual labor

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

@ejdone23 The senior members of the @SenateGOP are absolutely worthless. Corrupt, blackmailed RINOs. It’s despicable.

@StillRadNotaFad Not MAGA! Controlled opposition! 🇺🇲

It’s like his whole job is to do the least amount possible.

Arkansas’ Billy Richmond III is wicked fast in the open court. He just raced past the defense in transition for a nice left-handed layup. Earlier this week, he posted the fastest lane agility time at the combine and tied Darius Acuff Jr. for first in the 3/4 court sprint.

Let’s just get this out of the way

COME AND TAKE IT

I notice none of these speeches were made when Xi visited San Francisco.. In fact, they herded all the homeless people out of the city and picked up all the human shit to impress him (but not their own citizens)