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@FootballCliches @bradyo2 @aliclow I’ve been thinking about this for years.

@bradyo2 @aliclow "Who was....I wo- [𝗜 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘀𝗮𝘆]....without a shadow of a doubt..."

Listened to @footballcliches religiously for years and still can’t understand why the intro has those commentary clips. None of them are cliches? Time for a change?

@FPL__Raptor 599

Has anyone got a closer overall rank and second chance rank? Only 3k between mine. (Second chance rank is your rank from GW21 onwards).

@lucyrosemusic Woooooo

The day has arrived! My fifth album ‘This Ain’t The Way You Go Out’ is out in the world. lucyrose.lnk.to/tatwygo

@CBrockelbank He’s got your number

@bxthms Holy fuck. “Hi Ghizlane, do you mind putting at great risk any citizens of the country you represent?”

@sn1gbeer @Wizzair_hq1 This is a scam. Be careful. Check the account.

@Wizzair_hq1 Sent

@Wizzair_hq1 Hi there I am trying to log in to check but keep getting these. I need to check in for my flight tomorrow to get extra let room too.

@maxrushden I was at lunch with the Sheffield Weds management team once kinda by accident, headed up by Jos Luhukay 😬 A few weeks later I was running down Eccy Road in Sheffield and a chap waved at me. It wasn’t until I stopped I recognised it was Lee Bullen. He remembered me. Top bloke

question for radio footballers who have waved at you. (Not in a stadium/open top bus parade etc/they have to have waved first).

@ufcfooty youtu.be/OulrLnIqhME

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The best back heeled goals you’re likely to ever see…

Richarlison is a crybaby, pass it on.

Darwin Nunez has had 16 big chances in the Premier League this season. He's missed 12 of them

@bxthms Sorry. I of course meant Serena! 😳

@bxthms Hang on is that Venus!?

@bxthms Venus over Serena!?

@onestep4ward This is nonsense. This is how people from different backgrounds and cultures speak. Alex Scott speaks differently to how I speak. But what they’re saying makes sense… this last sentence wouldn’t have made sense 150 years ago, as they/them wasn’t seen as a pronoun. We evolve.

We are all cheering for the black players who scored so far. Please keep that energy throughout the tournament. Thanks

@JamWinstan Lettuce leaf these puns for now. 🤪😂🤣🤣🥸😅🧑🏼‍🦱😂😂

Being sacked so early into your new job of prime minister of England is just the tip of the iceberg 🤣

@nocontextfooty There’s always Kwon, isn’t there?

@JamWinstan Wow. This actually works (tested on another tweet).

9 years since I joined Twitter, I have just realised if you like 3 times it automatically screenshots!