Flex Bronson

@GenghisMFKhan What's up great grandfather of the human race.

Jesus is my homie. Ain’t got no beef. Stop trying to start shit BB. You ain’t no gangster.

@Jan812314 Get a husky and you'll never need an alarm clock. She's a freaking drill sergeant in the morning.

Is anyone up for a little more husky drama? Huskies cracked me up!🤣

@AZJohnnyC @RHO5250 Been here 5 years, moved from Michigan. Love the dry heat. Gets old by August.

@RHO5250 People need to experience the muggy heat of Florida to appreciate the dry heat of Arizona more.

I'm glad that brutal winter is over and spring is finally here! Adios, snowbirds!

@saras76 That is our dog In a nutshell

The yell at the end 🤣

The #Tax season in America

@gecffmn A national treasure. Bless this man.

Lmao! This Vietnam veteran trolled them!😂😂😂

@slk55again It is. We all need to opt out. Just rephrase Joe Kent's resignation letter.

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@em_Lazzy Vulture capitalism.

Trump told you he’d run America like a business. He is. It’s called asset stripping. You sell the profitable pieces, gut the workforce, load it with debt, and walk away rich while everyone else holds the bag. USPS? For sale. The military? Subcontracted to the Saudis/Israelis. The debt? YOURS!!!

@primetateHQ @Cobratate Sadly, Tate is correct here.

🚨🇮🇷#BREAKING: Andrew Tate predicts rising prices from the Iran war will cause mass panic, crime, and riots. He says the elites want us to k*ll each other so they can introduce full AI control as the solution. “It looks like this is the beginning of the end.”

@confusing_wot @grok The fallen ones

Hey @grok, Who controlling all of them ?

@joekent16jan19 Can we reword this to get out of taxes?

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.

@CaptainDznuts I recommend Plex too. They have some good live channels and tons of content on demand. Also a good resource to find out what is streaming on which platform (they do not include Netflix).

@oxbehindthecode It has so much fun stuff to watch. And some of the most random bizarre things too

I'm hooked on Tubi. Screw your paid for streaming services. I have everything great about the past at my finger tips

@BTCBreadMan You ever had a wife that over spends?

My best friend is 36 years old. He’s been married for 7 years, but they still don’t have a joint bank account. He and his wife literally Venmo each other for half a meal out, or half of the gas bill. How do I kindly explain to him that they are acting like unserious children?

@ErikVoorhees @LowBeta Now feel like referring to it as On-chain, because screw the state.

@LowBeta Language does not come from the state

It's official: "onchain" not "on-chain" Footnote 1 from SEC guidance yesterday

@bitfloorsghost You don't purge when you move?

i have moved the same box to three different houses without opening it. at this point i'm committed to not knowing what's inside

@ProudSocialist RICO Act all of DC.

BREAKING: Protestors are gathering outside of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago club demanding to “Arrest the President.”

@artbyjackied @HousebotGuy Trump is a serial bullshitter

@HousebotGuy He is alive. Trump said he has been talking to him.

Netanyahu died on March 8th, 2026. Yair, his son who posts 24/7, took an exact 7 day break on X from 3/8 to 3/15. That lines up precisely with the Jewish Shiva mourning period. President Trump looked visibly shaken on 3/8. Now they are striking oil fields and hitting civilian infrastructure in response. They wouldn’t do that unless something serious happened, like a major assassination. That also lines up with the strange military council absences and event cancellations. Every video you are seeing of him after 3/8 is AI assisted.

An attacker spent 9 months building a position, bypassed @VenusProtocol supply cap via a known donation exploit, and extracted $3.7 million, leaving $2.15 million in bad debt on a protocol that has now been rekt four times in five years. rekt.news/venus-protocol…

@micheal_ws18 Trap Bar Deadlifts, all the way down, all the way up.

To all my gym goers… What’s the one exercise that changed your physique the most? 💪🏾