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@ManitobaSAO @Boenau i don't really cycle, weirdo, i'm just not an emotional insecure turd who rages upon seeing non-fats pedal around. if cyclists had bike lanes & didn't feel threatened by the many psycho car drivers like yourself, they wouldn't need to be (nor want to be) assertive or in your way.

@pentargency @Boenau Did you, as a cyclenazi, ever stop to think, “gee, maybe us cyclists might get some of what we wanted if we weren’t such indignantly disrespectful turdmongers all the time, about everything under the sun”, or do you not think about things at all?

"Bicycles take up too much space."

@cattle_no @NortonMpls there's truly nothing more pathetic & emotional than the american conservative "male". you probably only go outside at noon now after that time you pissed your pants and magdumped into your own shadow at 5pm

@NortonMpls That’s right everyone. Drive there yourself to see how The Right is lying to you. Make sure you have a Living Will in place before you do though.

Lovely evening in Uptown, despite what you might read in the newspaper

@ManitobaSAO @Boenau because you dipshits violently oppose the addition of smaller bike-sized lanes alongside the car lanes, resulting in bikes having no option but to use your big car-sized lanes. as usual for your type, you shoot yourselves in the foot.

@Boenau If bikes are so small, why take a whole lane from a car?

@goodstructure @jrrosenb imagine admitting openly that your own people are so inept that even when they actually HAVE all the levers of power, they can't figure out how to pull them right

@jrrosenb Lol. The reason this choad isn't getting paid is because Democrats are holding the country hostage again.

TSA agent on ICE

@goodstructure @dradydrady @jrrosenb why don't you know what your own people are doing and why? talk about uninformed, yet you pretend to be knowledgeable. embarrassing for you. your people have complete control of the government, but you can't do anything right still? yikes.

@dradydrady @jrrosenb Why was that?

@VerminSupreme you're a real one, vermin

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@0xtenthirtyone @AnishA_Moonka yeah damn like it should have gone into some dipshit billionaire's tax haven account instead and been used to fuck with US politics, right?

@AnishA_Moonka Yeah but what have we got for that? A bunch of pictures of useless shit. We sacrificed 2,500 millionaires for pictures of rocks

Those wheels you’re looking at are 0.75 millimeters thick. That’s half the thickness of a US dime. Each one was carved from a single block of aluminum, and NASA sent six of them to Mars knowing they’d eventually shred. Curiosity was built for a 2-year mission. It landed in August 2012, and by December that year NASA had already extended the mission indefinitely. Thirteen years and 35.5 kilometers later, the rover is still going, but the wheels started cracking just 14 months in. The damage came faster than anyone at JPL predicted. Sharp embedded rocks were punching straight through the skin between the treads. So NASA assembled a Wheel Wear Tiger Team (a crisis problem-solving tradition that goes back to Apollo 13) and got to work. In 2017, they uploaded a traction control algorithm from Earth that adjusts each wheel’s speed in real time based on the terrain, reducing force on the front wheels by 20%. They rerouted the rover to softer ground and started driving backward when possible, because pulling wheels over rocks produces less force than pushing them into rocks. The wildest part: if enough treads snap off, Curiosity is designed to find a sharp rock on Mars and use it to deliberately rip out the damaged inner section of its own wheel. JPL tested this on a replica rover and found Curiosity can keep driving on just the outer third. They predict this won’t be needed until around 2034. Every 1,000 meters, the rover pulls over and uses the camera on its robotic arm to photograph its own wheels so engineers on Earth can count every crack. Each wheel also has tiny holes that spell “JPL” in Morse code, which Curiosity uses to measure distance by photographing its own tracks in the dirt. These photos directly changed the next rover. When NASA built Perseverance, engineers 3D-printed about 70 different tread designs before landing on 48 curved treads instead of Curiosity’s 24, with thicker skin. They tested the new wheels over 60 kilometers and got zero damage by Curiosity’s original failure definition. “A boring graph with no data on it,” as one JPL engineer put it. A $2.5 billion machine doing self-surgery with rocks on another planet because the mission outlasted its design by 6x.

guide to anti-USA psyops: - tell men respect is a zero-sum game: as women get it, they *lose* it - tell racists their hatred & fear is their *sole* legacy so they fear legacies being lost & abandon ones they were building - tell the old that inevitable shifts in norms are *fake*

@GalvinAlmanza it's simple. modern business consists entirely of a single concern: THIS quarter. that's it. does it save money now and increase profitability? DO IT! will it destroy the company in 1 year's time? not my problem, losers.

I don't get how people are planning to sidestep the very basic problem that if you don't have junior hires right now, you won't have experienced people 5 or 10 years later.

@Trekkie0805 @esjesjesj siding with people who think black, brown, gay, and trans people should all be systematically exterminated makes you a fundamentally disagreeable and evil piece of shit, actually.

@esjesjesj Nothing to be pissed off about. You see, some of us can disagree without being disagreeable. You should try it, you might like it.

Gotta hand it to him this is going to piss off the worst people on earth

@reddit_lies this sounds exactly like any average MAGA internet dipshit, except they talk like this over any triviality like being asked to not have violent reactions over gay or black people merely existing within a 100mi radius of them.

Daily reminder: They want to kill you.

@DrClownPhD the books Freedom & Daemon (Daniel Suarez) had these with too many blades attached, and they were conceptually horrifying. I'm so displeased to know it's a possibility.

We are so fvcked...

@LDSLaw right, can you believe the people who now constitute the left partied when adolf hitler died, too? how unacceptable and ghoulish. the people who now constitute MAGA conservatives were completely heartbroken, but they were shown absolutely no grace & kindness through their trauma.

Donald Trump, at almost 80, is going to die sooner than we think. Bookmark this. When Trump passes, there will be an absolute ORGY of grotesque delight on the Left and even among moderates. They will celebrate in the streets and hold parties. It will be a macabre display, such as we've never seen yet. It will make their celebration of Charlie Kirk's murder look like your great aunt Mildred's church tea party. Mark my words.

@JDJA_FGC @AHSTROL it just makes them look like spineless flip-flopping dipshits with zero principles, what kind of strategy is that? lmao. i guess they are all pretty dumb...

@AHSTROL It’s a classic manipulation tactic by the way and the far right does it all the time. They push and they push, the poke and they prod. They get people to breaking point and then when they clap back they immediately pretend to be the victim

MAGA CANNOT BE REAL HOLY SHIT

@logicVemotions @MrWalnutzz @harryjsisson @emilysavesusa "logic vs emotions" but the posts are all pure emotion lmaooo MAGA as fuck

@MrWalnutzz @harryjsisson @emilysavesusa Shut the hell up Mueller tried to put Trump in jail for life and even get him killed

Why would you ever write something like this? What a mentally ill miserable fag

@SuburbanMilkman @QuantumAlteredX "I drive the speed limit in the left lane" if people are behind you, you're not only violating the law, you're doing something statistically proven to cause traffic deaths. you & people like you are what's wrong with our sick society. you should be permanently banned from driving

@QuantumAlteredX This shit is not funny. It’s deadly. I drive the speed limit in the left lane because it is safer. I would have chased this guy down, pitted him, and dragged his sorry ass out of the car before I beat him into a pulp. Oh, and yeah, the punk ass behind the camera can get it too.

God sent this guy an assistant

@timmerenginerd @MensHumor so if you're driving a Tesla, you have a financial incentive in obeying parking regulations and not getting towed or you're gonna do massive damage to the thing, got it

Well played. One thought - if it’s a battery electric vehicle of any kind, you want to specify a flatbed or you could be condemning the driver to a very bad night. Wheels on the ground, you are essentially pumping uncontrolled current into the batteries potentially causing a fire. No bueno. Besides - flatbeds cost more 🤓

This is the petty I can get behind.

@RealPostFolder probably omitting a LOT of autistic spaghetti. he Is posting on /r/pettyrevenge lol. prob more like "hi Pina Collada please YES the girl drink haha" and she nervously chuckled, then he was probably like "my mom drank these. she's dead now." and this is just how he remembers it

@zNpesta__ this shit is for real so good. I really had a blast with it, way more than I was expecting. I played when it was early access and incomplete, had fun, then came back later after it released and the rest of it was still great. Hi!

If you’re seeing this tweet, here’s what you’re going to do. You’re going to open Steam and look up a game called “Crosscode”. If it looks literally even 1% interesting to you, get it. It’s 70% off for the next few days. You will not regret it