Pirate

@DiscussingFish Me watching this trailer then realizing it’s fake😔

@atrupar He gotta go eat a dead animal

WAHLBERG: Mr Secretary, thank you for being here RFK Jr: *gets up to leave* WAHLBERG: I just want to make a few statements RFK Jr: I've gotta step out *leaves*

@SenBooker Cory we need u to speak for another 24 hours. I’m bored af rn

Congratulations to two extraordinary Jersey icons on their induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Queen Latifah, whose voice and vision have inspired generations, and the legendary Celia Cruz, who brought unmatched energy and cultural pride to our state.

@WrestleFeatures Pat makes me want to change the fucking channel, which I might do if he’s still around after mania

Triple H has defended Pat McAfee's WrestleMania involvement: "The thing is talk is good, right? People are talking and that is a good thing. Pat, love him or hate him, Pat makes people talk, right? And I think that's what's important here is people are talking." (First Take)

@atrupar I bet Melania hates that man due to his farts

BREAKING: I just got President Trump on the phone. He said his farts smell like roses this morning, everybody at the Trump hotel is coming up to him with tears in their eyes crying "Sir!", and Iran just agreed to become the 51st state with Don Jr as the governor. Then the call ended. (This is satire but it's how tweets from reporters read after Trump gets them on the phone for one of his verbal Truth Social posts.)

@SamiZayn @reigns_era FUCK HIM UP SAMI! TURN HEEL ON EM

That’s messed up

@WhiteHouse expensive gas, more wars

TAX DAY JUST HIT DIFFERENT THIS YEAR 💸⚡️ More money. Less tax. More wins. 🇺🇸 President Donald J. Trump in Las Vegas.

@MarvelStudios RELEASE THE TRAILER MARVEL

Tonight's penance is mutual. Stream a new episode of Marvel Television's #DaredevilBornAgain Season 2 now on Disney+.

@MarvelStudios NEW EPISODE TONIGHT???………oh

@the_Bradster007 Having two avengers movies in the same year seemed impossible. They were way too confident back then

It’s so crazy to me that, not even a full 4 years ago, THIS was the original plan…

@TheRealTCU Wear some meta glasses next time bro

“Why didn’t you leak the trailer” This guy was in the same room as me bro

@camrymel Came back with that fake doomsday trailer tho

discussingfish right now:

The Strait of Iran eh? We sure Donnie ain’t got dementia?

@WhiteHouse Donnie you will win the midterms if you leak the Doomsday trailer

A GREAT DAY FOR THE WORLD!

@PopBase Don’t watch The Idol

The Weeknd’s ‘After Hours Til’ Dawn’ won R&B Tour of the Year at the 37th Annual Pollstar Awards.

@SenMikeLee I think we can all unite upon the fact that you need to leak the Doomsday trailer

“We disagree on many issues. One of us is a longtime Democrat, the other a conservative Republican. But both of us are deeply concerned about warrantless government surveillance of the American people. “Early this morning, the House voted to briefly extend Section 702 of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, which was originally enacted in 2008 to allow the government to gather vital intelligence about foreign governments, terrorists and spies. “The problem is that it has also allowed agencies like the F.B.I. and the National Security Agency to regularly gather and search through the private communications of American citizens without a warrant. That is a clear violation of rights protected by the Constitution.” Read my bipartisan op-ed with @SenatorDurbin in the New York Times: nytimes.com/2026/04/17/opi…

@marklevinshow Boutta go through it! I’ll lyk what happens

@WrestlingHumble Royce Keys boutta no sell his chops and throw him out last in the battle royal

Ilja missing Mania two years in a row 💔💔💔💔

@atrupar RFK needs to do something about his voice man, Blud sounds like he’s dying

RFK Jr: I was talking about people with profound autism McBATH: Then can you apologize to the thousands of families that do not believe what you're telling us now? RFK Jr: No McBATH: I find that very sad RFK Jr: Those are crocodile tears

@RapidResponse47 Trump will win the midterms if he leaks the Doomsday trailer

CNN interviews Las Vegas service workers on the impact of NO TAX ON TIPS: "It helps tremendously, honestly, so I'm super grateful for it." "Gives me a little more breathing room when it rent, gas, food... It is a benefit." "It's been amazing."

@NewRockstars BRO JUST LEAK THE TRAILER INSTEAD OF THIS

#AVENGERSDOOMSDAY TRAILER BREAKDOWN! (Pt 1/2)