Austin Salonen

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Austin Salonen

Austin Salonen

@salonen

Like me, it's easy on the eyes.

Houston, TX انضم Aralık 2008
650 يتبع265 المتابعون
Storms of Evermore
Storms of Evermore@stormsofevermor·
@jjverdi @Kasparov63 It's so weird, I show my ID at freaking Costco... in fact I have to scan it in California just to get into the store... another fact about Costco, you cannot check out without scanning your card 😬🤔 LibTards want to cheat!
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Mike Lee
Mike Lee@BasedMikeLee·
🚨 U.S. 🇺🇸 counties with more DEATHS than BIRTHS: 2010: 34% 2015: 43% 2020: 60% 2025: 65% 2030: Likely many more We need to change this. America 🇺🇸 needs to live. And to live it needs LIFE, children, and babies. 🚨
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Paul Tassi
Paul Tassi@PaulTassi·
Setting up a new printer and it is amazing there have been exactly zero advances in printer technology in like 20 years
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Austin Salonen
Austin Salonen@salonen·
@thiojoe This was the late @joeerl's take 20 years ago. His videos should be required for any new programmer.
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ThioJoe
ThioJoe@thiojoe·
Anyone else think it's weird that computers take even multiple seconds to boot up? I feel like they should take milliseconds
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Michael Moreno
Michael Moreno@HealthcareREguy·
Imagine if from 7-10AM Chipotle made the world’s best breakfast burritos… Start in a few exclusive stores, make it go viral, then scale nationally. Seems like it’s a huge opportunity right in front of them.
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Austin Salonen
Austin Salonen@salonen·
@jimiuorio Properly tax the "buy, borrow, die" strategy first. A good pro-worker strategy may be tax-free sales between owners and unions, for example (though I'm sure there are flaws I'm unaware of here).
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jim iuorio
jim iuorio@jimiuorio·
Honest question…the wealth tax is obviously wildly immoral and just terrible policy. For those who support it how do you justify it? Do you pretend that the ultra wealthy “stole thier money” so you have a claim in it?
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Austin Salonen
Austin Salonen@salonen·
@ronrule It's also a slippery slope towards real-time citizenship verification, which requires a real-time database of citizens. Conservatives should be upset about this as this is expressly illegal for firearms.
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Ron Rule
Ron Rule@ronrule·
Do people actually think they need to bring passports & marriage certificates to vote? You’re already registered. If the name & address on your ID matches your current voter registration, there’s nothing else to do. The docs are only required to register. Democrats are spreading fear and misinformation as usual.
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Austin Salonen
Austin Salonen@salonen·
@BookitWithTrent I might have a chance if Skenes throws the same pitch every time. The most likely outcome is me looking like the kid in Rookie of the Year, swinging at a pitch after it was called a ball.
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Trent Attyah
Trent Attyah@BookitWithTrent·
Would you say the average person has a better chance of attempting to block Myles Garrett given 20 attempts or making fair contact off Paul Skenes on 20 pitches?
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Austin Salonen
Austin Salonen@salonen·
@DerrickEvans4WV After getting hit with a green light, I tend to watch the cross traffic stop before progressing.
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Derrick Evans
Derrick Evans@DerrickEvans4WV·
I get so annoyed by people who just sit there when the light turns green. Sit there for 3-4 seconds then instead of giving it gas, just let off the break and barely move for the next 100 feet. When the light turns green….. GO
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Austin Salonen
Austin Salonen@salonen·
@SenWarren Create Trump's sovereign wealth fund; source it from mandatory investments at certain wealth levels; limit what it can invest in by law --public infrastructure, public healthcare, public education, etc.
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Elizabeth Warren
Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren·
Today, I'm introducing my wealth tax — and more than 50 members of Congress are joining me. It’s time for the government to start working for American families, not just the ultra-rich.
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Austin Salonen
Austin Salonen@salonen·
@melissa If it's not much, you could probably walk into any bank and they'll likely let you drop a ream in their Iron Mountain bin.
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@melissa
@melissa@melissa·
i needed something disappeared. fedex does shredding. does not appear secure. i ask chat about a food processor. it said no. i said thank you anyway, and proceeded. did you know paper is plastic? i did not know. i had to buy another. now one's for smoothies, and one's for secrets
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Midwest vs. The Rest
Midwest vs. The Rest@midwestern_ope·
The Midwestern urge to grill as soon as it’s above freezing and the sun sets after 7pm
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Austin Salonen
Austin Salonen@salonen·
@SenTedCruz We need a press release from your sugar mama wife too for this to carry any weight.
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Senator Ted Cruz
Senator Ted Cruz@SenTedCruz·
Due to the Democrat’s Shutdown, I’ve asked the Financial Clerk of the Senate to hold my salary. It’s not right for Members of Congress to be paid if the working men and women of DHS aren’t.
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JerryRigEverything
JerryRigEverything@ZacksJerryRig·
You get one for free and have 5 seconds to choose...
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MILO
MILO@Nero·
A homeless person just walked up to me in Berkeley and asked if it’s possible to install Arch Linux on a Windows computer without a USB stick
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Austin Salonen
Austin Salonen@salonen·
@PTSportsFix True, in basketball. Though "played" may be a stretch; I was on the team.
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Royce Morgan
Royce Morgan@PTSportsFix·
True or False: You played varsity for at least two years in high school.
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