Sammi Bates

Couldn't connect my sons' Switch to the Internet because I don't know the parental PIN. Good thing my 11 yo does.

I don't know how long GFM will let me get away with this verbiage, but it's the truth. All I need is food and shelter and a radiator, but a bunch of rich men need money and threaten violence if I don't have it because our nation is just a mob. #mutualaid gofund.me/a189a52f3

Good Lord, @Verizon. Spoiler alert: you should check your statement if you split a line off onto a new account. They will gladly charge you AND your family member for the same phone number and device.

@stats_feed How did MacArthur Park make it onto the radio. How.

What's a song so terrible you can't believe it's popular?

@wesleystenzel I just wanted you to know that "Sting will soon be an Englishman in San Francisco," in your article about the pre-Super Bowl show is my favorite line in anything this entire year. That was the so smooth.

@MiStormChasers My wife, who has lived in Lansing all her life, and not me, the native Tennesseean, who just wanted to use ONE SPACE HEATER instead of heating THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD because our windows are old.

Alright, who caved and turned their furnace on? 🧐

@wtyppod I found one in the wild!!

@postoctobrist incredibly sorry to bother you but have you seen the cigarette curtains? The curtains that make your house cooler instantly.

@KevOnStage You wouldn't believe my "This is a good box!" collection.

People who grew up poor. What’s something you STILL do that you can 100% attribute to growing up poor.

If you’re pro-Palestine & committed to anti-Black racism, block @/dannykpolitics He’s been harassing & demeaning Black & Arab women on Threads for hours! How are you harassing women of color for hours & then recommending Zionists & claim to be pro-Palestine? BFFR!

Every day, Elon Musk comes onto this platform to remind you that he is a world class, all-time dumbass whose fuckups are destroying the country.

@BenoitLetondor I downloaded your app a few hours ago, and I've already upgraded to Premium and shared the link with several friends. This is the best budgeting tool I've EVER seen.

One thing I learned making products is that user reviews are a double edged sword: people are often harsh but when your product is useful, people will recognize it. This is what my phone notifications were filled with during Xmas, and it's a nice way of ending the year 🙏

@francisxwolf I'll add that to my "Things Elon Does Not Understand" spreadsheet.

@four4thefire I don't trust anyone who is excited to vote anymore. I post my "I voted" sticker, but my expression has been sour since 2016. (Before then, I was just stupid. Arguments could be made that it continues though.)

This is just me speaking for me and being a curmudgeon, but I deeply dislike the "take a picture of your ballot to make a show of your vote" thing. How you act about something like vote tells a lot about how you think about it.

Who's your favorite teacher in a movie?

Good morning to everyone except that one ref from last night. I hope his toast is forever inexplicably soggy.

@AdamSchefter @calvinwatkins Here we see #70 shouting 10 yards away that he’s eligible while #68 is up close and personal telling Brad Allen he looks handsome in his uniform

ADHD is asking “what are we talking about again?” when you’re the one that was talking.

The fact of the matter is that there are dozens of people dying each year in Georgia's jails who haven't even been convicted of a crime. They just couldn't make bond.