Christopher Smith أُعيد تغريده
Christopher Smith
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Christopher Smith
@sochriscoded
Panhandle Texan. Sr. Systems Engineer. Former CS Teacher. Culturally LDS, aspiring Anglican Catholic. BYU and Houston Sports.
Utah, USA انضم Şubat 2025
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@PeacemakingSt Considering half of my mission acquaintances are also on this site, I tend to run into them fairly often.
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How often do you keep in touch with former mission companions and friends?
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Christopher Smith أُعيد تغريده
@sochriscoded It would be so easy for them to say, "Our bread is better than yours on average." And Americans would be like, "Yeah, it's true!"
Instead, they just can't resist being like, "Your bread isn't bread. It's actually processed asbestos fibers and rubber mingled with trans fats."
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Christopher Smith أُعيد تغريده
Helicopter hovering above Abbottabad at 1AM (is a rare event).
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@ViperfishLife You clearly have never had a lukewarm hot dog bun being force fed to you by a big titty goth mommy at Hodgetown stadium in Amarillo, Texas.
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@sochriscoded There's a LOT of things you can call American bread but superior ain't even remotely it
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Christopher Smith أُعيد تغريده
Based on where Joseph Smith lived in his mortal days I’m confident he’d like Midwest Emo.
I know he gets it
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@baugh_elliot @oldscarf1stweek Gray County Mentioned!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
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First rosary I ever received was a St. Joseph Rosary when I was preparing for my firstborn.
It has been with me to the birth of my two children, The Vatican, my first marathon, an eclipse, through a wildfire and a blizzard, and through life in general.
St. Joseph, pray for us.
The_Catholic_Cartoon@CatholicToons
Happy feast of St. Joseph the Worker
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@JFloyd314 I really thought they did at some point? I could be completely wrong though.
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I think it's an underrated problem in the Church that we basically treat "Church history" as the period between Joseph Smith's birth and the dedication of the Salt Lake Temple. BYU offering a class called "History of the Church from 1893-1970" would be tremendously useful.
Ben S@BSpackman
Taught an Institute class: college and grad students, RMs. Maybe 10-20% of them had even heard of Elder John Widtsoe. Lack of interest in history? Not knowing where to start? I don't know what to attribute this to.
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Christopher Smith أُعيد تغريده
Iowa is not ready to hear Jesus Christ is the 9th avatar of Vishnu
Lysander@UnderCoercion
Vivek: Jesus is A son of god but Jesus is not THE son of god. Jesus is A way to heaven but not THE way to heaven.
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“What you call bread, which we also call bread, is not bread actually”
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Shisui🇫🇷💙@say__shisui
@mkadnk @sochriscoded What you call « sandwich bread » or in French we call it « pain de mie » is just not bread. As simple as that
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Christopher Smith أُعيد تغريده
"His incompetency led to excessive suffering of condemned Nazis"
Interesting AF@interesting_aIl
This is John C Woods, the hangman of Nuremberg trials, who lied about being experienced to get the job. He claimed to have learned from old cowboy movies His incompetency led to excessive suffering of condemned Nazis
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"toast isn't bread" then what the fuck is it?
Christopher Smith@sochriscoded
Wow, whoever said that the European mind couldn’t comprehend things, they nailed it on the head with that one.
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@schitzobabel Has someone considered telling the Germans that humans are technically made of ingredients? Actually don’t tell them that I’m worried what they’ll come up with.
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The only thing poisonous about american bread is the wheat is sprayed with glyphosate to desiccate it. The rest of those ingredients are interchangeable in most breads with better oils or they keep the PH stable so microbes take longer to form. Soy lecithin keeps the bread soft. Calcium and iron enrichment isn't a bad thing and many of those also work as preservatives while also increasing the nutritional value of the bread
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Wow, whoever said that the European mind couldn’t comprehend things, they nailed it on the head with that one.
Arnold Arvidsson 🇩🇪 🕊️@ArnoldArvidsson
@PwnShop69 @coaiecrete Yes, that is toast. Why do Amerilards get so mad when we point out that toast isn't bread? lol
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@sochriscoded I think more specifically in this case, it's Germans and Nordics sperging out
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Euro-goofs also love to talk about “nO ReD 40” in their food, except they just call it Allura Red and slap a “Cali Cancer”-esque label on the package.
Sharkus🦈@SharkusCNN
@sochriscoded It’s also hilarious because they aren’t required to list every single ingredient over there but American is.
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@ZackStrength I gained weight in Italy because was a fatty and know good food when I see it. I threw up once the plane crossed into the Netherlands for the converse reason.
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when people say they lost weight in europe because something’s wrong with the food in america
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@collectdust I spent all of my life being told by Baptist friends I was going to participate in sex orgies in the temple, only to disappointing discover that was Not The Case lol.
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@sochriscoded mormon temples offer open houses regularly enough and SLC is gearing up for a months long open house next year
tbh i think they do that to keep this sort of 'you're hiding something!' at bay
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Mark my words, they are going to do it to LDS temples next. It’s just an obvious, logical next step.
Morgan Barrett@MorganBarrettX
Reporting live from the minions attempting a Scientology speed run
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